Brian Sexton commented on Addy Changes the World One Bag at a Time

"@bobojuice: Shit, i dont even mind when dudes buy my girl drinks at the bar."

Brian Sexton commented on Dell Inspiron Mini 9 Available Now: Windows XP $399, Ubuntu $349

"Hmm ."

Brian Sexton commented on Shapeways Allows You to Materialize Any 3D Object, Star Trek Style

"OK, so no dildo, but how about a tiny nude statue with a full-scale erect phallus ."

Brian Sexton commented on UK Gov't Creating Centralized Snooping Silo to Monitor all Calls, Texts, Emails, IMs and Surf Histories

"Ingsoc, here we come."

Brian Sexton commented on SATA Rev 3 Specs Will Be Faster Than SATA 1 and 2 Combined

"Isn't this the third version of SATA, making it only the second revision? We can explain away the first version of software in a version control system being called the first revision by pretending that we think of revision numbers as applying to the repository rather than the software within the repository (which is probably not actually true for many people), making the first version a revision from nothing or, more accurately, from emptiness or reserved space."

Brian Sexton commented on John Mayer Does Apple Tech Support for His Dad, Fails Miserably

"@Brian Sexton: Like this one."

Brian Sexton commented on John Mayer Does Apple Tech Support for His Dad, Fails Miserably

"Maybe it's part of a new bit for Funny or Die. [www.funnyordie.com]"

Brian Sexton commented on Convicted Spammer Escapes Prison, Murders Family, Kills Himself

"I hope Hell is real so that scumbag can burn in it."

Brian Sexton commented on Letterman Mows Down a Pleo with a $1,000 R/C Monster Truck

"@Log1c: The dismayed yells make that video."

Brian Sexton commented on Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs: The Lightsaber Duel

"Eh."

Brian Sexton commented on Yes, We Are Painfully Aware That Your Blenders Will Easily Pulp an iPhone 3G To Bits Thank You Very Much For Asking Again

"@endrewsmith1: If you're so sick of them, why do you keep clicking on their links and watching them?"

Brian Sexton commented on Yes, We Are Painfully Aware That Your Blenders Will Easily Pulp an iPhone 3G To Bits Thank You Very Much For Asking Again

"The slow motion was a nice addition."

Brian Sexton commented on Iran State Media Used Photoshop to Make Missile Tests Look More Impressive

"I love the obvious copy and paste from the right cloud to the middle and the way the smoke trail below the fake missile is already dissipating while all of the others are thick all the way down."

Brian Sexton commented on Iran State Media Used Photoshop to Make Missile Tests Look More Impressive

"@iatacs19: Why stop at ten when you can go full-on anime space battle style and make it ten thousand missiles following various arcing paths toward the camera from a fearsome armada of a thousand FTL-capable, robot-transformable battle cruisers?"

Brian Sexton commented on Kodak Zi6 Might Be Best Pocket Camcorder Yet

"If it shoots 720P, what's the story with that non-16:9 LCD?"

Brian Sexton commented on Question of the Day: Are You Spending Money on the iPhone 3G or Hellboy II This Friday?

"Let's see: which one costs less than a twenty-first of the price of the other one (after sales tax) and doesn't require a contract to pay a minimum of over seventy dollars per month (again, after taxes and fees) for two years even though the thing itself carries only a one-year warranty?"

Brian Sexton commented on Leaked Shots of Asus Eee 904 & 905 Laptops Show Half-Baked Idea

"I'll take a little extra bezel over too little keyboard any day."

Brian Sexton commented on Dell Studio Notebooks Officially Bring Decent Design to Mid-Range

"VGA ports still?"