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"Can we be expecting a review on this product from Adam?"

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Cairnage commented on An Alarm Clock the Size of Your Bed

"This would be useless for me becuase if my alarm is closer than 5 feet I will set it for an hour later when it goes off..."

Cairnage commented on Verizon to AT&T: "The Truth Hurts (Bitch!)"

"@caine3320: Oh heyy, My real name is caine (I know that was horribly unrelated, But its not that common a name) #verizonatt"

Cairnage commented on Deja Vu: Apple Sues Someone Because Their Logo Looks Like Fruit

"I know its been said already, But God Dammit, Thats a W shaped to look like an apple."

Cairnage commented on A Monster List of Things Monster Cable Will Soon Sue

"I town in the netherlands thats coat of arms looks like a smiling marshmallow might I add."

Cairnage commented on Parody: Weta's Special Effects Technology Creates Green Screen Boobage

"@bennyaltuca: Hmmmmmm...."