CaliforniaKid commented on Bad Vista "Reviews" from Apple's Latest Vista Sucks Ad Not Actually Reviews

"It's NOT unusual for my iPod Shuffle to skip during songs."

CaliforniaKid commented on Sony XEL-1 OLED TV Review (Verdict: Small on Size, Large on Beauty)

"FUTURE TV COMMERCIAL: Mac Air slips out of envelope."

CaliforniaKid commented on Canoflauge: This Isn't Beer Officer, It's a Refreshing Can of Skunkpiss

"Someone gets into a drunk driving accident."

CaliforniaKid commented on Spy Drones Coming Soon to the US, AT-ST Walkers to Follow Next

"How long before someone straps a chair to it and they become personal air-vehicles?"

CaliforniaKid commented on Koolhaas Transforming House Is Worthy of Iron Man, Batman, and Optimus Prime Combined

"You spent all this money JUST to look up the cleaning lady's skirt?!.....Dude, at least get ANOTHER cleaning lady!!!"

CaliforniaKid commented on Exmocare BT2 Allows Your Employers To Monitor Your Emotions, Arousal Level

"Skin moisture?"

CaliforniaKid commented on Houdini Was the First Person to Fight a Robot on Film

"Who's the first to have sex with a robot?"

CaliforniaKid commented on New Camera Can Tell Exactly What's In Your Pockets From 80 Feet Away

"Note to self: Remember to smoke crack BEFORE leaving the house."

CaliforniaKid commented on Compact Fluorescent Bulbs Are The New Hotel Robe

"Because a CFL will last so long, just epoxy it into the socket."

CaliforniaKid commented on Sony Trinitron Timeline Shows Why It Will Live Forever In Our Hearts

"ALL my CRT TVs have been Sony Trinitrons. I currently have a "bullet proof", 36 inch, Trinitron that leaves me no excuse to buy a flat panel. And, with Sony's 11 inch OLED head start, my next TV just might be another Sony."

CaliforniaKid commented on Iron Man New Full Trailer Shows Why It's Going to be the Best Hi-Tech Superhero Movie Ever

"I saw them testing that flying suit at Area 51."

CaliforniaKid commented on 69 Year Old Attempts Record Hawaii to Japan Trip in Wave Powered Boat

"It's a bit ironic."

CaliforniaKid commented on Homemade 400mm Binoscope Gives Your Binoculars Lens Envy

"This just in...he was later arrested on peeping-tom charges IN THE NEXT CITY!"

CaliforniaKid commented on Firefox Passes 500 Million Downloads, Celebrates With a Lot of Rice

"@AZTriGuy: Comedian Mitch Hedburg died?"

CaliforniaKid commented on Absolut Quartet Makes an Orchestra Out of Ping-Pong Ball Cannons, Robots and You

"Beautiful."

CaliforniaKid commented on Zero-G Defy Xtreme Stealth Watch Had Better Get You Noticed

"$500k for an analog watch unaffected by gravity?!"

CaliforniaKid commented on 3-Year-Old Summarizes Star Wars

"She's a lot MORE entertaining than the sequels."

CaliforniaKid commented on Pico Projector Coming by Mid 2008

"While you're on the cellphone, it shoots a voice stress analyzer graph onto the ceiling."