<![CDATA[Comments from Candyman]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Candyman]]> <![CDATA[Candyman commented on After One Error Too Many Man Places "I Hate Bank Of America" Banner On His House]]> OK, so BoA cleared a check he had put a stop payment on.

That's bad, but the real cause of his loss was the contractor who didn't do an adequate job. Has he even attmepted to collect it back from the contractor? Taking the contractor to small claims court would probably be more productive than hating on the bank.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on One of Malaysia's Anti-Piracy Sniffer Dogs Found Dead at Home]]> @Darkest Daze:
Yeah, because we've all burned off a few hundred copies of our favorite legal downloads and ship them to a third world country. I mean, c'mon, who hasn't?!?!

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Please Don't Hoard Gas Because It Will Catch Fire And Burn Down Your Apartment]]> Stored next to the water heater?? WITH RAGS SITTING ON TOP??? Jezuz, what kind of mouth breathing morons were these?

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on 115F Degree Ice-Cold Coca-Cola]]> ...AND I NEVER DRANK COKE AGAIN!!

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Class Action Certified In Suit Against Citibank Over IPod Mini Promotion]]> People keep using the word free. It's not. A promotional item is part of the transaction. You pay for it when you pay for the item or service the promotion is attached to. Free would be something given to you with no reciprocal obligation.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Lightning Guns to Short Out Cars, Fry Roadside Bombs]]> @pdok:

Bravo, and hoo-f%$cking-rah!

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on If This is What Prison in Brazil is Like, Arrest Me Now]]> "Discovered?" Like no one knew they were there? How can they even say things like that with a straight face? It reminds me of Thailand, where every now and again you hear about a suicide jumper who had his hands bound behing him, and a bag over his head. Yeah, they call it suicide.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Japanese Life Science Water Apparatus Makes Five Types of Water]]> @Noobs-R-Us:

Yeah. Acupuncture IS bullshit.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Scientist Predicts Flexible Computers As Shape Of Things to Come]]> Seriously, how useful exactly would it be to be able to flip over your computer and have another screen on the other side? I mean, reallY? It just doesn't seem useful. Now being able to share content by touching two devices together, that seems useful, but wouldn't have to be in a paper-like format for that.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Retromodo: Astounding Analog Traffic Signal]]> @ps61318:

What? No, it was a Starman reference.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on My Wife Was Attacked In The Parking Lot And Rite Aid Won't Help!]]> @Skyoodpov:

The pointis not that she was old, but that McDonalds deliberatly served coffee at a higher temperature than was safe or allowed by health codes, had a known history of such serious burns, and had been paying them off with lowball settlements rather than change their practices. They even said under oath that if they lost they'd still keep serving it too hot.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Confirmed: Carrie Bradshaw Is Too Stupid To Work an iPhone]]> @bbfreak:

Ah, the wisdom of youth.

Yes, of course. 40 years old is the new 80 years old. Can you come over and stop my damn VCR clock from blinking Sonny?

Kid, most 40 year olds... you know what? Screw this. Wait 27 years, and then I'll let you know what 40 year olds can do.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on America's Most And Least Admired Products And Services: Budweiser Is Good, Coors Is Not]]> @Mistrez_Mish:

I can explain that one.

Your name was saved as a "consignee" for your old work address. This is done to help the computer system to match up a garbled or incorrect address by using the "consignee" or addressee name.

Although your new address was correct on the printed label, the shipper has to also input the address into the system. Many many times, the shipper fails to input the address, or types it incorrectly, or on the wrong lines, or whatever.

So the computer system can't recognize the address, but does recognize the name, which had been stored under your old address, and the package is incorrectly routed to the address the system has saved.

Or the computer doesn't recognize either, and flags it for a person to correct manually; but that person doesn't have the package in front of them (because these corrections take place before the package has arrived at the delivery center) only the computer data, so all they can find is your old saved address. See?

Now, if your old workplace had refused the delivery, then it would have gone to a person who could read the label, see what error was made, correct it, and then report the error and the person responsible, if any, to management.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Hacker Pulls an <i>Office Space</i>, Steals $50,000 Worth of Pennies from Google, Paypal]]> @brian1cj:
Subtitles are often wrong.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Geniuses at AT&T Rush Out a Package with Only a Plastic Bag Inside]]> @packetsniffer: Yes, because any blog which posts an article you dissaprove of is obviously poorly run.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Geniuses at AT&T Rush Out a Package with Only a Plastic Bag Inside]]> @keene:

OK, Keene, what is a worse packaging offense than shipping an empty plastic bag, by itself, in a much larger box? Hmmm?

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Geniuses at AT&T Rush Out a Package with Only a Plastic Bag Inside]]> @packetsniffer: What accident? It was intentional. It's packed exactly as invoiced.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Massive Steampunk-y Telectroscope Lets You See From New York to London]]> @kbraun819:

You're saddened that a blog didn't beat out a major network news organization employing hundreds of reportrs?

I'm sure they're reeeealll sorry to have dissapointed you.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Spammer Keeps Whining About Large Hadron Collider Assploding]]> @Rabid Penguin:
Sure they are; by other mad men.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on 9 Foods You're Not Allowed To Buy]]> @zentec: The problem with that is, to let them drink it means letting someone else SELL it. Allowing a food producer to market food that is unsafe is, well, unsafe.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Steve Ballmer Egged in Hungary!]]> I still don't get what they're protesting about. Microsoft sells the state cheaper liscences than others can get at the store. And this is bad how? Does this guy think MS should be giving it free?

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Titanic DNA Fountain Pens Made With Real Wreckage]]> @Canthros: Wait... They have Pen Tuners? That's someone's actual job, a Pen Tuner? "What do you do?" "I'm a Pen Tuner!"??

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Need $50? Call Crime Stoppers!]]> What usually goes unsaid is that most of the tipsters are crooks themselves, which is how they get their info.

Just like police informants or jailhouse snitches.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on NYU Student Creates Virtual Girlfriend—Shame She's Only 2D]]> @Step666: The vagina renting women of course. Duh.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety]]> @mr30gZune: Really? It was because he was wearing headphones, and not because he was, oh I dunno, ON THE TRACKS?!?!

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety]]> @iFlingPoo:

"No one ever expects the Spanish Helicopter!"

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Passenger Cited For Refusing To Get Off His Cellphone On Southwest Flight]]>

Geeze; to paraphrase Red Foreman, why do people even watch Mythbusters if they're not going to pay attention?

Mythbusters demonstrated that call phones CAN interfere with airline navigation equipment using unshielded instruments, but also demonstrated using an aircraft on the ground that properly functioning equipment is shielded and unaffected. So, plausible but unlikely.

And as they pointed out, it MAY HAVE ACTUALLY HAPPENED, at least once:
[en.wikipedia.org]
"The government crash report does not mention cell phone activity as a primary cause of the crash, and instead attributes it to pilot error.[9] However, a separate investigation into the cause of the crash showed that the autopilot system malfunctioned at the same time that a passenger's cell phone on board the plane received an SMS message and another received a call. After this information was made public, a number of countries that had previously been reluctant to do so outlawed cell phones on flights (including Switzerland).[10][11][12]"

Most commercial aircraft have heavily shielded and redundant systems, and a navigation system failure in itself can't cause the plane to fall out of the sky. So for cell phones to "crash" the plane would require multiple failures, as well as pilot error. BUT it could happen.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on New Dark Knight Trailer Shows Why Batman Is Still The Best Superhero]]> OK, first of all, JOKER DOES ---NOT--- WEAR MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!

Secondly, Joker is not a scarred, scary looking clown. He LOOKS like a merry prankster.

He doesn't growl menacingly, he doesn't strike threatening tough-guy poses.

He capers, prances, dances, and laughs. While shooting people in cold blood. Using a gun with a "BANG" flag sticking out of its barrell.

Heath isn't playing the Joker. Maybe he's channeling Clown from Spawn, or one of those Joker imitators from the Batman Beyond cartoon. But not the real Joker.

Secondly, the Tim Burton Batman, while MUCH better than what followed was still waay off base. Batman is NOT angsty, or emo. He's too driven, too focused on his obsessive war on crime to mope. His emptions are tightly controlled and channelled. Angst is the opposite of emotional control.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Is It Right That the U.S. Government Spends More on the Digital TV Switch Than Literacy Education?]]> @dMo:

Absolutly correct; schools don't need money, they need better salaries so they can attract better educated teachers, up to date textbooks, better classroom facilities like science labs, school buildings that aren't falling apart, supplies, computers, etc.

Of course, all of that costs money.

"Throwing money at the problem," is no solution. Of course, neither is refusing to spend money where it IS needed.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Food Companies Threaten Higher Prices If FDA Increases Safety Oversight]]> @bohemian:

WTF? Slave labor from Thailand?

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Video: BumBot, the Homeless-Fighting Robocop]]> @Canadian Impostor:

I'd rather "spend" my tax money to be used as kindling than to be used to help these people survive.

Forget the myth of someone who's just down and out, and needs a little help to get back on their feet. Those kinds of homeless don't stay homeless for long.

The ones who are out there month after month, year after year, are worthless. They will never get off the streets so long as they can keep taking the handouts from enablers like you.

Being too kind can be cruel.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on E-Fuel MicroFueler Turns Sugar, Stale Beer Into Gas For Your Ride]]> @Gary_7vn:

No, the current food crisis has to do with drought in Australia, and poor crops elsewhere. It's primarily rice which is in short supply, not corn. Corn is a little short, due to diversion to bio-fuel use, but it's not the real problem.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on E-Fuel MicroFueler Turns Sugar, Stale Beer Into Gas For Your Ride]]> @vinchbr:
In Brazil you produce heaps and heaps of sugar cane. Makes it a bit easier than for us.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on iRobot, Corporate Sabotage, Stolen Plans and Destroyed Evidence]]> @GizMadone:
Dude, iRobot was around WAAAAAAAYYYYYY before the iPod. Apple didn't invent the letter "i" FFS!

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Training Goldfish is a Sad, Sad Practice]]> @FinalValgas:

First chickens, now fish? It's a Racist Animal epidemic!!

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Training Goldfish is a Sad, Sad Practice]]> @Castle1914:
Chickens are racist?

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on The Greatest Hangover Machine Never Built]]> @ZeroCorpse:

Ha, HA! I don't HAVE a girlfriend, wife or sister! So THERE!

I'm so lonely....

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on NASA Releases Dirty Photos of Spirit Rover Solar Panels]]> Yet more proof that they could never have put a man on the moon!!

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on Priest Takes Off Using Party Balloons, GPS to Find God (Literally)]]> @GadgetPlay:
"________ does not exist," is impossible to prove, no matter WHAT you fill in the blank with. You cannot logically prove that UFOs don't exist, that unicorns don't exist, or that flying purple people eaters don't exist, because those are general statements and evidence and proof are specific to one claim. IE, I can prove THIS SPECIFIC UFO is a false claim, but that doesn't prove anything about other UFOs. Therefore it is a logical fallacy to REQUIRE such proof. OTOH, it is possible to prove that such things DO exist by proving one specific claim, therefore, logically, the burden of proof is ALWAYS on the person making such a claim.

Requiring those who disbelieve a claim to bear the same burden of proof as those making the claim is a form of dishonest reasoning.

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<![CDATA[Candyman commented on PETA Coughs Up $1 Million Reward For Artificial Meat]]> Hmmm.

If the problem currently is that vat meat can't be produced cheaply and in quantity, maybe ease it into the market as a low supply luxury item. Make it a desirable luxury by cultivating rare and exotic meats. Lobster. Abalone. Shark Fin. Bears Paw. Monkey Brain. Endangered animals. Ooohhh, or what about cultivating human flesh. Not a whole clone or anything, but just like a thigh, or something. Guilt free cannibalism? It could even be your own flesh. Or would that be creepy?

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