Captain_Sarcastic commented on Ex-Googlers Build Cuil Search Engine, Say it's Bigger Than Google

"Sounds like someone wanted a piece of the money pie that is Google but failed miserably."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on We Welcome Our New Masters, The Brotherhood Of Steel

"That warehouse looks like the grave of the Vault Dweller, guarded by his 8000 steel warriors."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on Microsoft Surface Sphere Will Be Multi-touchable Next Week

""Enhancing family connectedness", provided your family burns money for kicks."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on GameTap Taps Gamecock

"I think Gamecocks credo is; "If your game sucks, get on our cock." I wouldn't "tap" Velvet Assassin with a ten foot pole."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on Of Course, Final Fantasy XIII Is PC Bound! [Updated]

"I can't wait for Final Fantasy: The Next One out on PC."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on Drunk British Woman Wonders When the Internet Started, Calls 911 to Ask

"@Mr.SithNinja: I always thought Death created the internet so jokes would have somewhere to die."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on New Star Wars Series 3 Mimobot Flash Drives Are Now Up For Pre-Order

"I think they would keep your data safe just by scaring everyone away."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on Computer Fight!

""Suck my hard disk" would make more sense."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on Rock Band 2 Is Only as Great as Its Instruments (Which Look Great)

"Drum set looks amazing, looks less and less like a "game" and more like training."

Captain_Sarcastic commented on Team Fortress Trading Cards: Collect All Two

"I'll trade you two snipers for a healer, well I wish I could do that in a game."