Brian Sexton commented on Question of the Day: Who Controls the Remote in Your House?

"Other: Whether or not I am living alone and whether or not I have company, nobody in my home ever controls a remote control except while they are actually using it, which is rare because I mostly use televisions for commercial-free movies and video games, which typically preclude channel-changing and relegate remote controls to input-selection, volume adjustment, pause, and play duties. When people have remote disputes, they are often channel-surfing rather than actively watching programs, so in these cases, they should probably just go do something else in which they can muster greater interest instead."

Brian Sexton commented on A Viral-Video Making Comedy Group Takes Aim at Hollywood with Help from the RED Camera

"They should submit it to Cinequest. [www.cinequest.org]"

Brian Sexton commented on iPhone Will Get Adobe Flash Soon, If Apple Says OK

"The lack of Flash and the ridiculous price of even the lowliest AT&T plan have kept me from buying an iPhone."

Brian Sexton commented on Addy Changes the World One Bag at a Time

"@bobojuice: Shit, i dont even mind when dudes buy my girl drinks at the bar."

Brian Sexton commented on Dell Inspiron Mini 9 Available Now: Windows XP $399, Ubuntu $349

"Hmm ."

Brian Sexton commented on Shapeways Allows You to Materialize Any 3D Object, Star Trek Style

"OK, so no dildo, but how about a tiny nude statue with a full-scale erect phallus ."

Brian Sexton commented on UK Gov't Creating Centralized Snooping Silo to Monitor all Calls, Texts, Emails, IMs and Surf Histories

"Ingsoc, here we come."

Brian Sexton commented on SATA Rev 3 Specs Will Be Faster Than SATA 1 and 2 Combined

"Isn't this the third version of SATA, making it only the second revision? We can explain away the first version of software in a version control system being called the first revision by pretending that we think of revision numbers as applying to the repository rather than the software within the repository (which is probably not actually true for many people), making the first version a revision from nothing or, more accurately, from emptiness or reserved space."

Brian Sexton commented on John Mayer Does Apple Tech Support for His Dad, Fails Miserably

"@Brian Sexton: Like this one."

Brian Sexton commented on John Mayer Does Apple Tech Support for His Dad, Fails Miserably

"Maybe it's part of a new bit for Funny or Die. [www.funnyordie.com]"