<![CDATA[Comments from Curves]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Curves]]> http://gizmodo.com/people/Curves http://gizmodo.com/people/Curves Curves commented on Xbox 360 "Lips" Getting Announced Tomorrow? @joestoner: You are correct that mine is only a marginally suggestive icon. Basically a kiss from me to all of Gizdom. Maybe I am fooling myself, but I like to think that when anyone is attracted to me (in any setting), that its due to more than just my looks.
Just remember: Excrement in a pretty package is still just shit.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389611/xbox-360-lips-getting-announced-tomorrow#c5657478 http://gizmodo.com/389611/xbox-360-lips-getting-announced-tomorrow#c5657478 Mon, 12 May 2008 19:22:02 EDT Curves commented on Xbox 360 "Lips" Getting Announced Tomorrow? @Slap Bet: No need for cool, I am just one of the guys here at Giz.

@Walter: I love gadgetry and tech, I am just not a gamer and generally only scan the game posts, but in this case I will check it out.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389611/xbox-360-lips-getting-announced-tomorrow#c5652563 http://gizmodo.com/389611/xbox-360-lips-getting-announced-tomorrow#c5652563 Mon, 12 May 2008 15:32:53 EDT Curves commented on Star Wars Fans Vs. Sports Fans (Verdict: Both Intolerable) @Kaiser-Machead: Lol@duck. My grandmother told me that a girls ears would fall off if she had sex before marriage. Talk about fear! I was 19 and right after the big event, I reached up and felt my ears, just to make sure. Great sigh of relief.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389513/star-wars-fans-vs-sports-fans-verdict-both-intolerable#c5651959 http://gizmodo.com/389513/star-wars-fans-vs-sports-fans-verdict-both-intolerable#c5651959 Mon, 12 May 2008 15:09:52 EDT Curves commented on Xbox 360 "Lips" Getting Announced Tomorrow? While normally I dont care at all about games or devices, this one will be on my watch list!

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389611/xbox-360-lips-getting-announced-tomorrow#c5650733 http://gizmodo.com/389611/xbox-360-lips-getting-announced-tomorrow#c5650733 Mon, 12 May 2008 14:27:05 EDT Curves commented on Star Wars Fans Vs. Sports Fans (Verdict: Both Intolerable) Neither sports fans nor Star Wars fans are the most annoying. Let me bring up the uber-annoying. Grandparents. You know who I mean. You ask them ANYTHING and they whip out 100 snaps of the grandkids and little league stats and the color of the childs poo. Lets not forget the kids school fundraising extortion activities too.
When I am a grandparent (in many years), I am going to pay society back by being just as annoying, but in a higher tech sort of way.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389513/star-wars-fans-vs-sports-fans-verdict-both-intolerable#c5650411 http://gizmodo.com/389513/star-wars-fans-vs-sports-fans-verdict-both-intolerable#c5650411 Mon, 12 May 2008 14:14:21 EDT Curves commented on R2-D2 Cake Brings Balance to the Force, Dorkiness to Wedding Ok, ok, I see who Charlene is now (Mondays!), but to call her idiot seems a little pointless to me. Seems to me that maybe Andy has nothing worthwhile to contribute. Like my Grandma said "If you have nothing nice to say about someone, then say nothing".
(Till they say something to you first, then the gloves are off.)

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389413/r2+d2-cake-brings-balance-to-the-force-dorkiness-to-wedding#c5649281 http://gizmodo.com/389413/r2+d2-cake-brings-balance-to-the-force-dorkiness-to-wedding#c5649281 Mon, 12 May 2008 13:32:29 EDT Curves commented on R2-D2 Cake Brings Balance to the Force, Dorkiness to Wedding Who the hell is Charlene and why is Andy telling her she is an idiot?

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389413/r2+d2-cake-brings-balance-to-the-force-dorkiness-to-wedding#c5646591 http://gizmodo.com/389413/r2+d2-cake-brings-balance-to-the-force-dorkiness-to-wedding#c5646591 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:43:20 EDT Curves commented on Heat-Sensitive Knickers Don't Make Me Hot Today @GeekyNerdGuy: "I guess we already have a pretty good indicator of when we're in the mood."
Good indicator that a guy is in the mood: He is breathing.
God bless men. :)

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389423/heat+sensitive-knickers-dont-make-me-hot-today#c5645883 http://gizmodo.com/389423/heat+sensitive-knickers-dont-make-me-hot-today#c5645883 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:10:26 EDT Curves commented on Mr. T-Wannabe Halves Car with Angle-Grinder to Hack Off Police OK maybe this is just too simple an idea (I must be missing something) but so long as he chopped it in half anyway, can he just take 2" off the frame, weld it back and everyone play nice?

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389426/mr-t+wannabe-halves-car-with-angle+grinder-to-hack-off-police#c5645830 http://gizmodo.com/389426/mr-t+wannabe-halves-car-with-angle+grinder-to-hack-off-police#c5645830 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:07:39 EDT Curves commented on Weird Combo Of The Day: Nail Clipper/Butane Lighter For the chain smoking manicurist in your life....

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389487/weird-combo-of-the-day-nail-clipperbutane-lighter#c5645744 http://gizmodo.com/389487/weird-combo-of-the-day-nail-clipperbutane-lighter#c5645744 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:02:45 EDT Curves commented on Life-Size Robotic Ventriloquist Dummies: The Next Retail Craze? I want the "Zolton the Crystal Ball Reader in a Box" one at my house to read me my horoscope every day.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389338/life+size-robotic-ventriloquist-dummies-the-next-retail-craze#c5644255 http://gizmodo.com/389338/life+size-robotic-ventriloquist-dummies-the-next-retail-craze#c5644255 Mon, 12 May 2008 09:34:46 EDT Curves commented on Mr. T-Wannabe Halves Car with Angle-Grinder to Hack Off Police @scarbrtj: Somewhere that cars true mother is weeping....

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389426/mr-t+wannabe-halves-car-with-angle+grinder-to-hack-off-police#c5644155 http://gizmodo.com/389426/mr-t+wannabe-halves-car-with-angle+grinder-to-hack-off-police#c5644155 Mon, 12 May 2008 09:27:49 EDT Curves commented on Heat-Sensitive Knickers Don't Make Me Hot Today They would look good on the bedroom floor, or the ceiling fan, or on the big screen TV, or wherever panties have a tendency to land.....

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389423/heat+sensitive-knickers-dont-make-me-hot-today#c5643725 http://gizmodo.com/389423/heat+sensitive-knickers-dont-make-me-hot-today#c5643725 Mon, 12 May 2008 08:37:30 EDT Curves commented on Electronic Hogu Measures Just How Hard Your Foe Can Beat You Up Why do I fear that this will be used by wife beaters to measure for bragging rights at anger management class mixer.... "I smacked the my old lady so hard she registered a 9; try and do better than that Leroy!"

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389424/electronic-hogu-measures-just-how-hard-your-foe-can-beat-you-up#c5643715 http://gizmodo.com/389424/electronic-hogu-measures-just-how-hard-your-foe-can-beat-you-up#c5643715 Mon, 12 May 2008 08:35:10 EDT Curves commented on R2-D2 Cake Brings Balance to the Force, Dorkiness to Wedding The cake is really cool, and I think its great that people are loosening up the formality of weddings to make it more fun and about the couple. May the force be with them.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389413/r2+d2-cake-brings-balance-to-the-force-dorkiness-to-wedding#c5643608 http://gizmodo.com/389413/r2+d2-cake-brings-balance-to-the-force-dorkiness-to-wedding#c5643608 Mon, 12 May 2008 08:15:04 EDT Curves commented on Mo' Slow-Mo: Objects Breaking (or Not) for the Casio EX-F1 That is undoubtedly the coolest thing I will see all day. Perefectly timed to masterpiece music too. Rock on slow mo.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389348/mo-slow+mo-objects-breaking-or-not-for-the-casio-ex+f1#c5643529 http://gizmodo.com/389348/mo-slow+mo-objects-breaking-or-not-for-the-casio-ex+f1#c5643529 Mon, 12 May 2008 07:59:07 EDT Curves commented on When Wii Tennis Turns into Wii Penis (NSFW) That was hilarious. Lighten up people, its just for fun.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388831/when-wii-tennis-turns-into-wii-penis-nsfw#c5631811 http://gizmodo.com/388831/when-wii-tennis-turns-into-wii-penis-nsfw#c5631811 Sat, 10 May 2008 06:50:37 EDT Curves commented on Dealzmodo: 91% Off Microsoft Office Ultimate I have gotton a lot of good deals on academic software, with no .edu address and no one ever asked for proof that I was a student. (Just so you know that I would not rip off Mr, Gates, I am a part time student and probably will be for life.) The average price for academic is about 1/10th of the retail price.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388998/dealzmodo-91-off-microsoft-office-ultimate#c5620248 http://gizmodo.com/388998/dealzmodo-91-off-microsoft-office-ultimate#c5620248 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:15:05 EDT Curves commented on Alley House Brings Luxury Living to Cockroach Cracks I have friends in NY who live in an apartment about the square footage of my closets. I am not streamlined enough to give up that kind of space. All what youre used to I guess.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/389023/alley-house-brings-luxury-living-to-cockroach-cracks#c5620069 http://gizmodo.com/389023/alley-house-brings-luxury-living-to-cockroach-cracks#c5620069 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:09:46 EDT Curves commented on Faux Skylights and Windows For Rooms Without a View @Sora57: I know there are lots of great web cams on beaches and other scenes, that if they had a higher resolution and sound, I would watch a lot more of. Pretty cool to watch the sun rise on a beach in Australia while I look out the window at a blizzard in Ohio.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388709/faux-skylights-and-windows-for-rooms-without-a-view#c5616175 http://gizmodo.com/388709/faux-skylights-and-windows-for-rooms-without-a-view#c5616175 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:59:54 EDT Curves commented on New Biometric Face Scanner Can Tell the Difference Between Identical Twins Here is a great testing environment. [www.twinsdays.org] Everywhere you look you see double. This is most confusing when you have had a couple of beers.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388959/new-biometric-face-scanner-can-tell-the-difference-between-identical-twins#c5615871 http://gizmodo.com/388959/new-biometric-face-scanner-can-tell-the-difference-between-identical-twins#c5615871 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:51:17 EDT Curves commented on BBQ Sword Makes You the Swashbuckler of Sausages @OMG! Ponies!: I would love to go to Coney, though I am not a "ride" person, and the the baseball game and hotdogs sounds great, unfor, I have a vacation with the FA.MI.LY. (5 frigging generations of annoying) right before that and wont be able to come. I want them to webcast it though so I can be there virtually.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388659/bbq-sword-makes-you-the-swashbuckler-of-sausages#c5614075 http://gizmodo.com/388659/bbq-sword-makes-you-the-swashbuckler-of-sausages#c5614075 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:44:49 EDT Curves commented on BBQ Sword Makes You the Swashbuckler of Sausages Maybe its for role play BBQs.
@OMG! Ponies!: nutbastard told me once that Giz is one big sausage fest.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388659/bbq-sword-makes-you-the-swashbuckler-of-sausages#c5612041 http://gizmodo.com/388659/bbq-sword-makes-you-the-swashbuckler-of-sausages#c5612041 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:30:36 EDT Curves commented on Faux Skylights and Windows For Rooms Without a View @macserv: Even though you meant it as a joke, thats actually a really good idea, especially on BIG screen HDs. The local PBS channel broadcasts a fire in a fireplace all day Christmas day, while playing Carols, and its apparently VERY highly rated.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388709/faux-skylights-and-windows-for-rooms-without-a-view#c5612007 http://gizmodo.com/388709/faux-skylights-and-windows-for-rooms-without-a-view#c5612007 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:27:43 EDT Curves commented on Nucleus Motorcycle Concept Would Be Interesting in a Wind Tunnel It looks like a toilet tank to me.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388731/nucleus-motorcycle-concept-would-be-interesting-in-a-wind-tunnel#c5611835 http://gizmodo.com/388731/nucleus-motorcycle-concept-would-be-interesting-in-a-wind-tunnel#c5611835 Fri, 09 May 2008 07:58:17 EDT Curves commented on Cake Royale USB Drives Are Delicious, But Deadly For Children I dont know about your co-workers, but if you leave ANYTHING even remotely edible sitting around here, it vanishes. Fast.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388573/cake-royale-usb-drives-are-delicious-but-deadly-for-children#c5600138 http://gizmodo.com/388573/cake-royale-usb-drives-are-delicious-but-deadly-for-children#c5600138 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:43:35 EDT Curves commented on Mouse Jacket Grown, Euthanized In Museum Lab @Kaiser-Machead: The more I ponder this article the more it frightens me. So I just switch my ponderings back to their normal patterns of thinking about sex all the time. So if youre thinking about sex (or how weird this mouse thing is) then yes.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388469/mouse-jacket-grown-euthanized-in-museum-lab#c5599502 http://gizmodo.com/388469/mouse-jacket-grown-euthanized-in-museum-lab#c5599502 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:23:39 EDT Curves commented on Nintendo Wii Fit Here To all chubby people: I love and accept you AS YOU ARE. I have seen first hand the damage of anorexia, and its not pretty. Love yourself for all your wonderful qualities and not because some number on a chart says youre "normal".
ps-I work out 4 times a week, its for the cardio thing and I have learned to accept myself as I am, which is not a size zero, and I still have curves, which men have liked all along, God bless them.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388561/nintendo-wii-fit-here#c5599353 http://gizmodo.com/388561/nintendo-wii-fit-here#c5599353 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:19:11 EDT Curves commented on Mouse Jacket Grown, Euthanized In Museum Lab Pinky and the Brain just got all to serious.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388469/mouse-jacket-grown-euthanized-in-museum-lab#c5595187 http://gizmodo.com/388469/mouse-jacket-grown-euthanized-in-museum-lab#c5595187 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:15:08 EDT Curves commented on Nintendo Wii Fit Here Nice legs.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388561/nintendo-wii-fit-here#c5595093 http://gizmodo.com/388561/nintendo-wii-fit-here#c5595093 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:12:18 EDT Curves commented on Mouse Jacket Grown, Euthanized In Museum Lab Kill a jacket? This is the stuff of Twilight Zone.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388469/mouse-jacket-grown-euthanized-in-museum-lab#c5592453 http://gizmodo.com/388469/mouse-jacket-grown-euthanized-in-museum-lab#c5592453 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:44:23 EDT Curves commented on Octocube: What the Heck is This? @FredicvsMaximvs: Are you serious? That sounds so totally OUT there, that it might actually be true.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388425/octocube-what-the-heck-is-this#c5592334 http://gizmodo.com/388425/octocube-what-the-heck-is-this#c5592334 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:40:10 EDT Curves commented on Octocube: What the Heck is This? PS-First glace I thought it was a bong.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388425/octocube-what-the-heck-is-this#c5590200 http://gizmodo.com/388425/octocube-what-the-heck-is-this#c5590200 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:19:15 EDT Curves commented on Octocube: What the Heck is This? I am wondering how much of the heat from the inside coils of the cube would radiate out efficiently. The one on the wall looks nice, but seems sort of high on the wall to use the heat well. I think the flat model placed on the floor would be the most useful, but hard to walk on or clean, and may not be structurally stong enough. A good concept, but needs some refinement.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388425/octocube-what-the-heck-is-this#c5590164 http://gizmodo.com/388425/octocube-what-the-heck-is-this#c5590164 Thu, 08 May 2008 10:18:02 EDT Curves commented on Replica Bat Cuffs Turn Batman into BDSMan What was my safe word again?

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388379/replica-bat-cuffs-turn-batman-into-bdsman#c5588468 http://gizmodo.com/388379/replica-bat-cuffs-turn-batman-into-bdsman#c5588468 Thu, 08 May 2008 08:10:13 EDT Curves commented on What Would You Like Giz to Explain? @nutbastard: When things are so bad that I am considered the voice of reason, its time to be really afraid and abandon ship.
Immediately.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388098/what-would-you-like-giz-to-explain#c5582971 http://gizmodo.com/388098/what-would-you-like-giz-to-explain#c5582971 Wed, 07 May 2008 19:54:20 EDT Curves commented on What Would You Like Giz to Explain? To help Giz out, the ones I know the answer to:
@flyboy: Everything and when we get that, we want something else, but we wont tell you what that is, since we dont know ourselves.
@Pluton: We didnt, refer to "Shady Accounting 101".
@SirNirian: Why do you want one? Its better to be part of the rabble, people have lower expectations of brilliance then.
@Sora57: Wait till she has had 3 or 4 more orgasms, then its ok to kiss her.

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