DeadWriter commented on This Is How the Mysterious Giant Spiral Happened

"The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a U.F.O."

DeadWriter commented on Extremely Creepy Old Man Invents Fully Automatic Crossbow

"He envisions a world where vampires and zombies exist, mated and whose off spring are chasing him."

DeadWriter commented on Extremely Creepy Old Man Invents Fully Automatic Crossbow

"He makes a living fixing computers and other equipment, lives with his partner Hans Olo."

DeadWriter commented on You Can Fit All the Socks in the World in This Drawer

"I'll hide my valuables in the back of the sock drawer, not because it's safer but for comic value. Now if I could only connect a long slide whistle to the drawer."

DeadWriter commented on SWAT Team Called In Over a Lego Gun

"@tremapar: Toronto, Canada."

DeadWriter commented on Japan Gadget Gifts for the Geek Who Wishes He Was Lost in Translation

"@Tommy Leskin: This may not satisfy you, but I was just given kaiju slippers with a keychain that makes kaiju noises (stomping, etc...) I think they were sold as a set."

DeadWriter commented on One Third of People Send Naked Pictures of Themselves Using Cellphones—What About You?

"@gumwrapper: Real yes, natural...."

DeadWriter commented on I Want This Only Because It Vaguely Resembles Batman

"It seems there is less and less innovation with multi-tools these days, despite the claims to the contrary. I love the way that well used tools age."

DeadWriter commented on One Third of People Send Naked Pictures of Themselves Using Cellphones—What About You?

"(.)(.)"

DeadWriter commented on Uno Bike Goes From Stunningly Cool to Stupidly Ridiculous in 0.5 Seconds

"We will fight, on our honor!"