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"with any luck, these will be on woot selling as 3-packs for $20 by 2013."

nutbastard commented on This is a $2.1 Million Robot Hummingbird and It Could Save Your Life

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Jesus Diaz commented on Spectacular Air Rescue of Crewman from Moving US Navy Submarine

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