DrChaos commented on Caption Contest: The Birthday Robot's Children Massacre

"HAPPY BIRTH.....oh...damn..."

DrChaos commented on This is What a Wrecked $1.2 Billion B-2 Bomber Looks Like

"And so these ninjas came out on their ninja jets...and since they're naturally stealthy, one stealth fighter against one ninja makes a visible jet...and then, will smith said "welcom' ta' eurf", and then we all died a little on the inside."

DrChaos commented on Question of the Day: Is the Recession Killing Your Gadget Budget?

"Yeah yeah, all of you and your "jobs" and your "money"."

DrChaos commented on Star Trek Mark IX Science Tricorder Replica Can't Tell Chroniton from Beresium

"you know, I'm a huge trekkie, and it just occured to me."

DrChaos commented on Pig Bladder Powder Regrows Fingers

"oy..."

DrChaos commented on Will You Be Using One of These Phones in 2010?

"@shpe11: no."

DrChaos commented on Sony XEL-1 OLED TV Review (Verdict: Small on Size, Large on Beauty)

"screw that."

DrChaos commented on Colbert: First Vid of Dean Kamen's Miracle Water Distiller

"What about its application in concerns to the energy crisis?"

DrChaos commented on Matroshka Living Concept: 43 Square Feet of Furniture is All You Need

"It's funny how the only way you could justify owning this is to live in a place where space is at a premium, but being able to afford it also means that you could probably afford a bigger place too."

DrChaos commented on George Dyson On the Orion Project: A Nuclear, Saturn-Bound, Hotel-Sized Spaceship That Should Have Happened

"@Maxwells_Nylon_Hammer: really, man.....did you have to go there?"

DrChaos commented on Interview With Mike Rea Featuring Wooden Mechs, Guns and Tanks

"Why in god's name hasn't anyone commented on this yet!"

DrChaos commented on B-2 Stealth Bomber Crashes, 1.2 Billion Dollars Turn to Smoke

"I wonder if the B-2's seats, in all its infinite technologically advanced glory has a built in toilet in those seats or suits... ...they do fly long missions after all."

DrChaos commented on 10 Feasible Concepts We Wish You Could Actually Buy

"MATTRESS HUNGRY NOM NOM NOM NOM! I can't help but to be swooned by the coolness/novelty of the extendable stairs, however, it seems completely unnecessary and indeed lives to be more novelty."

DrChaos commented on Scientists Looking for the Force Finally Put CERN's Large Hadron Collider to Good USe

"I had no idea that the exhaust port of the deathstar II was a particle accelerator!"

DrChaos commented on Video: New Android UI Shows iPhone-like Animations

"apparently they're calling the satan hotline"

DrChaos commented on Norwegian Ski Hotel Placed Right On The Slopes

"Wow."

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DrChaos commented on Jedi Ginsu Knife Brings Out the Chef/Jedi in You

"Wouldn't it sear the surface of whatever it cut?"