<![CDATA[Comments from EBone]]> <![CDATA[Comments from EBone]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Flying Priest Found Deceased in the Atlantic, God Positioning System Still Missing]]> @Domogeek: Darfur is a tragedy. This is poor planning.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Flying Priest Found Deceased in the Atlantic, God Positioning System Still Missing]]> Is it really a Darwin, because he already had taken himself out of the gene pool - (most) priests don't have offspring.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on 10 Gadgety Reasons Why I Love America]]> @shamoononon has a hebetudinous dog: Hit Costco this afternoon, loaded up on domestic and imports. Pool party at my house!

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on 10 Gadgety Reasons Why I Love America]]> Happy Fourth of July everbody.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Before Abrams, The End Of The Star Trek Experience]]> I'll miss the Warp Core Breech. Mmmmmm...lots of alcohol...

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Which Secret Scifi Spy Group Could Actually Stop Terrorism?]]> Team America, World Police of course!

America, F&$@ Yeah!

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on 35,310 Lego Star Wars Clone Trooper Army Invades Earth]]> LindsayJoy porn...

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on In the Immortal Words of the Conchords, <i>Goodbye Leggy Blonde</i>]]> Thanks for all the great articles. We'll miss your writing, wit, and kindness. Cheers and Good Luck.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Explosive Art Created With Rocket Fuel, Gunpowder, Propellants and Bullets]]> @Noobs-R-Us: Great minds my friend, great minds...

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Explosive Art Created With Rocket Fuel, Gunpowder, Propellants and Bullets]]> I created some lower-intestinal "explosive art" in the restroom of a Boston Market restaurant once, after a bad Meatloaf Carver sandwich.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Chinese Farmer Flies Self-Built Airplane, Doesn't Wet Pants]]> Wish there had been an image of the "plane."

Giant Bill Brasky Balls of Steel.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on What Geek Movie Remakes and Sequels are Too Horrifying for Even Hollywood to Create?]]> "Super Mario Brothers 2: Mario Lays Some Pipe" - starring Mario Lopez.

No, wait, I already saw that on adult pay-per-view. Never mind.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on 8 Rules For Surviving The Apocalypse]]> Be the misunderstood "bad boy." They always end up being the hero and making it out alive, always with the super-cute super-fertile chick.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Lego]]> Great article Jesus.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Dog's Head Being Kept Alive via Machine]]> @jrghoull: Golf clap. Thank you.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Dog's Head Being Kept Alive via Machine]]> This article makes Corgi very sad.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Angry Young Sisters Protest High Gas Prices After Losing Their Cable]]> I'm sure the little one-armed kids in Rawanda will take up a collection and send them money for their cable bill after they see this story on the one and only government-controlled television station while they huddle around the only TV in their village in their mud hut classroom.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Immortal Detective Cast As Commander In Moore's Virtuality]]> The one thing that made me crazy about ST:TNG (besides time travel - OK , two things) were "the holodeck is broken and we're in danger and can't get out" stories. Any piece of technology, installed on the Flagship of the Federation, would have been yanked out by its circuits the first time it put the Captain in danger.

A whole series based on a wonky holodeck - I would have given Ron Moore the benefit of the doubt and looked in on it, but after the dreck that was the re-imagined Bionic Woman, I'll pass.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Bank Of America Treats Parking Meter Payments As Cash Advances, Charges $10 Fee]]> Well BofA, you can now kiss any future credit card transactions from me goodbye.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on The World Will End In Lameness, In Emmerich's 2012]]> Would a "Super Ark" be like an aircraft carrier?

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Revealed: The Reason Why Obama Boldly Goes]]> @choinski: I'd actually forgotten about that! Thanks for the reminder.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Portable XBox 360/Zune Phone Fantasy is Exactly What Microsoft Should Make]]> Build it Microsoft. They will come.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Virgin Mobile to Buy Helio, Kill It, Consume It]]> @spacecadetdavsot: It's one "L." The pic at the top is a photoshop goof on being in "heLL"

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Massachusetts Supermarkets Want To Remove Price Tags From Items]]> We haven't had individual prices on items here in California for over fifteen years now. Grow up Massachusetts.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on The Yip Yips From Mars Will Haunt Your Nightmares]]> Weren't these things on either the Donnie & Marie Show? Or was it the Shields & Yarnell Show?

Damn I'm old.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Five New Job Titles That Are Corporate Code For "Hot Girl"]]> PSA picture at top - Mom?!

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on The HIS iClear Card Solves Your Noisy Video Card Problems (I'm Confused)]]> So would a 'HER unClear Card' make everything more noisy and unintelligible? Sounds about right.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Lightning Review: Western Digital's 320GB 7200RPM Scorpio Black Laptop Drive]]> I swapped mine a while ago for a 200 GB 7200 RPM drive. Very nice. Make sure you have a Torx #6 screwdriver beforehand - you can't proceed without one.

To buy the drive, try Other World Computing www.macsales.com
I bought mine from them, plus dozens of other things over the years from them. They have great instruction videos on their website that will show you just how to swap any component form just about any mac ever made.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on A Night With Bill Gates' New Big Hairy Vision]]> The article title could also have been "Brian's question makes baby Bill Gates cry"

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Who is the Gayest Robot in Science Fiction?]]> @arrowcutter: You mean Gina.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Who is the Gayest Robot in Science Fiction?]]> @Annalee Newitz: No it wasn't. Robby the Robot appeared as a "guest star" in two episodes of Lost in Space.

Robot B-9 is a completely different robot.

Robby:
[en.wikipedia.org]

B-9:
[lostinspacerobot.com]

Whew. I feel a little gay for knowing all that.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Who is the Gayest Robot in Science Fiction?]]> @Annalee Newitz: Annalee, I hate to throw down with you, but Robby the Robot was in the movie Forbidden Planet. Lost in Space Robot had no designation beyond "Robot B-9"

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on The Sharper Image Lives, Says "There's Something Big Coming": What Is It?]]> ZOMBIE SHARPER IMAGE!!!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Girl Spins On Escalator Thanks to Physics or Magic]]> NSFL - Not Safe For Living.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on The Gizmodo Water Gun Battlemodo Royale: Our Slo-Mo Trailer]]> Not as odd as juggling dildos at AVN after CES, but still...WTF?

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Photographer Puts 189 Non-Existent Spy Satellites on Show]]> @ANoel: Hey , if Uncle Sam wants to stare at my a$$ while I'm in the pool in the backyard, I've got no problem with that.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on WSJ: Android Is A Giant, Delayed Flustercuck, iPhone Easier to Develop For]]> @froggy: Since download of the third=party applications will be controlled by Apple, I think they'll be filtering out the malware and viruses.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on WSJ: Android Is A Giant, Delayed Flustercuck, iPhone Easier to Develop For]]> @92BuickLeSabre: Thanks for saving me some typing. While some are unhappy with Apple's proprietary software/hardware, once opened up via the SDK, those controls make the apps work that much better.

Android is like trying to get Vista to work on every possible PC configuration out there. There are going to be issues.

I do hope the Google succeeds, because competition helps creativity.

]]> <![CDATA[EBone commented on Photographer Puts 189 Non-Existent Spy Satellites on Show]]> I'm glad they're up there. At least the U.S. ones that is.

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