Eliamias commented on JPMorgan Chase Accidentally Breaks Into Your House And Steals Everything You Own

"The lack of criminal charges doesn't sit well with me."

Eliamias commented on 5 Ways To Avoid Check Fraud And Thwart Identity Thieves

"I still use checks for infrequent bills like property taxes, paying friends/family back and the like."

Eliamias commented on Workers Falling to Death from Cell Towers: Fast 'n' Furious 3G Rollout to Blame?

"I was going to make a crack about Bothans, but it's way too somber now."

Eliamias commented on Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer's Whiteboard From All Things Digital

""..a few more squiggles and presto -- you barely realize that I have no idea what I'm talking about!""

Eliamias commented on AOL Desktop 1.0 Comes to Mac

"I remember my first AOL experience in dial-up days."

Eliamias commented on Triumph Brings Out Bra-and-Pants Set with Solar Panels (Guess Where the Beverage Dispenser Is)

"And the straw is stored in the armpit of all places."

Eliamias commented on A Cellphone's Missing Dot Kills Two People, Puts Three More in Jail

"Not to be a prat, but the issue here is the presence of the dot rather than its absence. Though I must say, that if those two phrases are so close, I would have a lot of fun accidentally-on-purpose texting rude messages to people."

Eliamias commented on Alas, Poor RAZR, I Knew You Well

"Oh, that ringtone switching nightmare."

Eliamias commented on Question of the Day: How Big is Your TV?

"You neglect to mention that the naked snow trek is uphill (both ways, naturally) and that this was before this 'new fangled' global warming when people REALLY knew what cold was. I digress."

Eliamias commented on AT&T Won't Sell Man GoPhone Because It Can't Verify His Credit History

"@einstoch: Not to be a jerk, but teh first sentence is: "Nathan's been having trouble this week buying a prepaid GoPhone from AT&T Mobility's website." So 'online' is the problem."