<![CDATA[Comments from Elijah-M]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Elijah-M]]> http://gizmodo.com/people/Elijah-M http://gizmodo.com/people/Elijah-M Elijah-M commented on UB40 Replace Singer With Spoon-Playing Younger Brother Their old stuff is great until you hear something - anything - that was produced in Jamaica (and is not Bob Marley) before 1975. Then it sounds terrible.

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Elijah-M commented on You Know Who Really Sucks? The Doors @Maura Johnston: Yes, Maura, I believe in you. That's not necessarily a compliment.

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Elijah-M commented on You Know Who Really Sucks? The Doors My guess? The Idolator people have been talking to the Consumerist people; learning how to generate page views with half-baked negative posts about things that are popular. Good luck with that, guys.

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Elijah-M commented on You Know Who Really Sucks? The Doors You had me, and then you said this: "The worst band of all time. Period. And, yes, I've heard CCR." And I remembered that even clueless idiots are right sometimes.

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Elijah-M commented on Roger Waters Somehow Finds A Way To Make Me Loathe Pink Floyd Even More @Maura Johnston: Because your cheap shot is significantly less clever than his; and it's not like he set the bar high.

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Elijah-M commented on Roger Waters Somehow Finds A Way To Make Me Loathe Pink Floyd Even More @Nicolars: I think it has a lot more to do with Pink Floyd than with Roger Waters. From what I understand, when he performs live, he tends to drag the Pink Floyd songs down to the quality level of his solo output, which is universally horrible.

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Elijah-M commented on Roger Waters Somehow Finds A Way To Make Me Loathe Pink Floyd Even More @Maura Johnston: So if I see the Rolling Stones today, and they do a bunch of Rolling Stones songs, and they suck, does that mean that the records they were making 40 years ago also sucked? You tell me. You're obviously a lot smarter than I am. I mean, you chose to spend two hours listening to a bunch of music that you don't even like. You obviously understand this stuff on a much deeper level than I.

There are many compelling ways to talk about what a self-absorbed, pretentious dickhead Roger Waters is. "ABBA, who I like, is better than Pink Floyd, who I hate" is not one of them.

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Elijah-M commented on Roger Waters Somehow Finds A Way To Make Me Loathe Pink Floyd Even More How exactly does Roger Waters' solo performance detract from the merits of a band that he hasn't been a member of for over a quarter century? This would be like saying that Stone Temple Pilots were horrible because of Velvet Revolver (although contrary to what some on this blog have claimed, STPs were plenty horrible on their own).

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Elijah-M commented on Scott Weiland and Steve Albini, Together At Last @nh_dave: You're right in that Albini doesn't get royalties, but his per-day charge is anything but a static flat fee.

"Albini uses an admittedly somewhat arbitrary sliding scale based on such factors as his friendship with the musicians, his opinions of their integrity and music, and his assessment of a given record label." ([en.wikipedia.org])

Based on the above criteria, I think it's safe to say he'll be getting paid.

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Elijah-M commented on Stone Temple Pilots' Big Banging Reunion Plans Seem Just A Bit Premature Stone Temple Pilots < Pearl Jam as The Alarm < U2.

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Elijah-M commented on Attention Crowd Crashers: Jay Reatard <i>Will</i> Hurt You As far as I'm concerned, jumping on stage uninvited constitutes an implicit agreement that anyone who is actually supposed to be there can beat the living shit out of you.

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Elijah-M commented on Three Genuinely Terrible Songs From Three Genuinely Great Albums Excuse me… that should read:
This thread has turned into a forum for people to out-narrow-mind each other.

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Elijah-M commented on Three Genuinely Terrible Songs From Three Genuinely Great Albums This thread has turned into a forum for people to display the out-narrow-mind each other.

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Elijah-M commented on Three Genuinely Terrible Songs From Three Genuinely Great Albums I've always heard The Crunge and D'Yer Maker as tongue-in-cheek genre pastiches. In that regard, I think they come off rather well. Dancing Days, on the other hand, is pure shit.

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Elijah-M commented on Judge: Calories To Be Posted On Fast Food Menus In NYC! If everyone who eats a Big Mac knows how bad it is for them, surely the restaurants effected by this law should have no reservations about complying with it.

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Elijah-M commented on Sony BMG "Working On" iPod-Friendly All-You-Can-Eat Service @Dark-Dx: Your idea sounds like a terrific, time-consuming and fun way to get huge files that drain my iPod battery and (despite being more than twice the size) don't sound as good as the 320 kbps AAC files I make from the CDs I purchase on Amazon. Do you actually do this?

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Elijah-M commented on Starbucks CEO: McDonald's And Dunkin' Donuts Don't Sell "Premium Coffee" @alfundo: DD snob, eh? I know what that's like. I'm a car snob. I've been driving my Yugo for as long as I can remember.

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Elijah-M commented on Why You Should Buy A Backup Harddrive @Chongo: @nequam: If I'm not mistaken, you can rebuild a hard drive from a Time Machine disc. You can't boot from it, so having Super Duper would save you a minuscule amount of time in the event of a failure, but this doesn't seem like a huge advantage to me at all. Am I missing something?

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Elijah-M commented on Starbucks CEO: McDonald's And Dunkin' Donuts Don't Sell "Premium Coffee" Comparing the coffee at Starbucks, McDonalds and Dunkin' Donuts is kind of like comparing the driving experience behind the wheel of a Kia, Hyundai or Yugo.

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Elijah-M commented on Starbucks CEO: McDonald's And Dunkin' Donuts Don't Sell "Premium Coffee" @Gaambit: It tastes bitter because it is COFFEE.

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Elijah-M commented on Now that venerable indie label I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a star-studded tribute to He Who Cannot Be Named (R.I.P.).

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Elijah-M commented on Husky Voiced Scarlett Johansson Set To Cover Husky Voiced Tom Waits @raincoaster: Double posting. It happens.

Touche.

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Elijah-M commented on Husky Voiced Scarlett Johansson Set To Cover Husky Voiced Tom Waits @RocketRockit: You have a lot to learn about free market capitalism.

@johnbaptistephilouza: Buster Poindexter was also the singer for the New York Dolls.

@DearEditor: The answer you quoted from ASCAP's website only tells half the story.

"If somebody is determined to do a cover version of your song, it is well-nigh impossible for you, Joe Composer, to stop them. In general, the right to record somebody else's song is called a "mechanical license," and usually it's negotiated in a routine manner between representatives of the copyright holder and the would-be cover artiste. (Outfits like The Harry Fox Agency in New York generally handle the publisher's side.) However, in the rare event that negotiations fail, the copyright laws contain provisions for a type of mechanical license called a "compulsory license," which, in effect, give anyone the right to record any song he or she wants to, as long as notice is given to the song's copyright owners within 30 days after the recording is made and before it is distributed."

[www.straightdope.com]

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Elijah-M commented on Husky Voiced Scarlett Johansson Set To Cover Husky Voiced Tom Waits @RocketRockit: You have a lot to learn about free market capitalism. Weather he is pleased with the results or not, Tom Waits likes to make money. Most people do.

@DearEditor: That's not correct.

"If somebody is determined to do a cover version of your song, it is well-nigh impossible for you, Joe Composer, to stop them. In general, the right to record somebody else's song is called a 'mechanical license,' and usually it's negotiated in a routine manner between representatives of the copyright holder and the would-be cover artiste. (Outfits like The Harry Fox Agency in New York generally handle the publisher's side.) However, in the rare event that negotiations fail, the copyright laws contain provisions for a type of mechanical license called a 'compulsory license,' which, in effect, gives anyone the right to record any song he or she wants to, as long as notice is given to the song's copyright owners within 30 days after the recording is made and before it is distributed."

[www.straightdope.com]

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Elijah-M commented on The Raconteurs' Plans For A Sneak Attack Were Foiled By Retail @CloudCarrier: I don't know what Target will be charging, but both the Raconteurs and Gnarls Barkley CDs are currently $9.99 at Amazon.

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Elijah-M commented on The Raconteurs' Plans For A Sneak Attack Were Foiled By Retail I think the important distinction here is that the proper release becomes available -- not in brick and mortar locations, but available nonetheless -- immediately after the album is announced. The people most interested in hearing it are probably more likely to pay for it this way.

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Elijah-M commented on Sony BMG "Working On" iPod-Friendly All-You-Can-Eat Service It sounds to me like they're considering a DRM-free subscription model similar to that of eMusic, which is a deal I would take… provided that the selection is robust, and they offer their tracks at a respectable bitrate. While this would obviously be a better deal if every label in the world were involved, Sony/BMG has a HUGE back catalog. I can't imagine that I would have a problem burning through 50 downloads a month.

Not that I'm holding my breath or anything.

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Elijah-M commented on The Jacksons Are Not Running A Victory Lap At All Wasn't Jermaine on Big Brother in the UK?

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Elijah-M commented on Bonkers For Buckley: America's Dead Idol @SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley: I am sure he digs the royalty checks.

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Elijah-M commented on Bonkers For Buckley: America's Dead Idol Before sending Jason Castro a thank you, the Cohen estate might first want to take notice that Leonard Cohen isn't dead yet.

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Elijah-M commented on Idolator Asks: Who Watches Bonus DVDs Attached To Albums, Anyway? I've bought a few deluxe reissues with bonus DVD's, and I have always watched them once. I have never wanted to watch any of them a second time. Consequently, I am very unlikely to buy anything with a bonus DVD.

I think that in most cases, if the bonus DVD were truly worth the aluminum oxide that it occupies, it would be released on its own.

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Elijah-M commented on IFC Seals Devilish Pact With Blockbuster in this regard.

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Elijah-M commented on IFC Seals Devilish Pact With Blockbuster To: programming@ifctv.com

I was shocked and dismayed to learn of your recent exclusivity pact with Blockbuster Video. I was also quite puzzled, as Blockbuster hardly seems an appropriate venue for independent film. They have an established record of open hostility towards non-mainstream entertainment, and their customer service is terrible. For those reasons, I have not shopped there in several years.

While I can appreciate that this arrangement represents an effort to make independent film available to the widest possible audience, in many cases, it will do exactly the opposite. I for one, will not be renting any of the films affected by this arrangement (because I do not/will not shop at Blockbuster). As Blockbuster's recent fortunes attest, I am far from alone in thie regard.

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Elijah-M commented on AT&T Won't Sell You iPhone Because "You're Going To Unlock It" I would bet that the store employees are rated - and meagerly rewarded - on the ratio of iPhones sold to in-store activations. I've worked retail jobs before where selling a large amount of a particular item, while good for the store in the long run, made me look bad if I didn't get the customer to purchase the (always overpriced) add-on to go with it.

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Elijah-M commented on AT&T Won't Sell You iPhone Because "You're Going To Unlock It" A universal rule: it is almost impossible to tell someone how much money you make without sounding like a dick. I am sure there are exceptions to that rule, but I have yet to encounter one of them.

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Elijah-M commented on Here's a free idea for the The ATM idea is one thing, but Bank of America does already offer a text message security feature that I like quite a bit: for certain online transactions, they send me a text message with a code, and I then have to type the code into the web form in order to complete the transaction.

I'm not so sure about the ATM idea, because I think most people would just tune it out after the first few times; especially after the bank inevitably began using the feature as an excuse to serve ads. Also, since wireless networks are anything but secure, something feels odd about someone being able to know how much I'm withdrawing from my account, and - since the message is disclosing the location of said withdrawal - where I am at any given moment.

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Elijah-M commented on Which Is More Thoughtful, Cash or Gifts? @SaraAB87: "media play closed so there is really no catch all place that everyone could get something they wanted…"

There is indeed such a place; although it does not exist in brick and mortar form. It's called Amazon.com.

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Elijah-M commented on Which Is More Thoughtful, Cash or Gifts? The only reason I prefer to give (and receive) gift cards rather than cash is that it ensures the money won't be spent on candy and cigarettes. I know that in my own experience, when I was a kid, and got cash as a gift, I often couldn't tell you what I did with it a week later. Now, I tend to put the money in savings, but years later, there won't be one iota of sentiment attached to the extra $50 that I have in my savings account.

I tend to remember things I purchased with gift cards, however, and years later, that item does hold a positive association with the person who gave me the gift card. The gift card that my mother in law gave me several years ago made her one of the coolest people I've ever met, because right now, it takes the form of two obscure reggae compilations that I had been salivating over for an eternity.

Having said that, I only buy gift cards to merchants who have an established track record; and only if I have it on good authority that the giftee will be able to immediately spend it on something they truly want. Amazon is a great example. They sell just about everything under the sun, their prices are good, and their customer service is spectacular.

A bad example? My aunt gives me a $25 Blockbuster gift card for Christmas every year, and I can barely give the damn thing away. I love her to death, but it breaks my heart to think of her parting with her $25 for something that no one she has ever met is going to enjoy.

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Elijah-M commented on Costco Is On Fire, Profit Up 31% @mikelotus: True dat.

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Elijah-M commented on Avril, Keep Your Damn Clothes Away From My Daughter I am sure Avril will create a clothing line that is worthy of the ethos to which her very existence is a living testament.

"I'm not particularly religious, but I am spiritual. What kind? Feng shui, mostly, and energy. I'm good at picking up people's energy, like I'm receptive or something."

"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."

Quotes taken from here: [farm2.static.flickr.com]

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