""...Apparently designed for the loneliest people on the planet, it provides as much comfort as an inanimate object designed to move up and down automatically can provide."
Congratulations-you've just described...a vibrator!"
"@Luizzle: Maybe they could use R Kelly as the spokesperson?
Yeah,I thought it had as much panache as walking around with a toilet bowl strapped to yourself,but that's just me."
"When I read "punch-through" and "explosive",I kinda thought it would be something you could put on your porch or in your yard and detonate when kids would come around...I think that would have made it slightly more worthwhile."
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