FiveLiters commented on Real Life Autobots Found in Chinese Scrap Yard

"@[x7productions]: No,it's a BMWD."

FiveLiters commented on World of Warcraft Seems Like Kind of a Silly Hobby

"WoW?"

FiveLiters commented on Repliee Robot Makes Me Scream and Cry Like a Little Girl

"[www.realdoll.com] Just sayin'."

FiveLiters commented on Robotic Plant That Nods When You Talk Makes Me Want to Cry

""...Apparently designed for the loneliest people on the planet, it provides as much comfort as an inanimate object designed to move up and down automatically can provide." Congratulations-you've just described...a vibrator!"

FiveLiters commented on BrakeNutz Glowing Car Testicles are the Epitome of White Trash in the 21st Century

"@fourtotheside: That reminds me,I saw one the other day of Calvin kneeling at a cross with the words "Lord forgive me for peeing on everything",lol"

FiveLiters commented on Virgin Galactic Turns Down $1 Million Offer to Make First Porn in Space

"@bpapa9013: AVP3-Anus Vs."

FiveLiters commented on Virgin Galactic Turns Down $1 Million Offer to Make First Porn in Space

"@marc_wtih_a_c: Journey To The Center of Uranus"

FiveLiters commented on Nebo Dispenser Gives Ballpark Vendors a Much Needed Facelift

"@Luizzle: Maybe they could use R Kelly as the spokesperson? Yeah,I thought it had as much panache as walking around with a toilet bowl strapped to yourself,but that's just me."

FiveLiters commented on Punch-Through Tombstone is an Explosive Memorial to the Dead

"When I read "punch-through" and "explosive",I kinda thought it would be something you could put on your porch or in your yard and detonate when kids would come around...I think that would have made it slightly more worthwhile."

FiveLiters commented on Head Kenzan: Massage Away Stress, Torture Prisoners With One Handy Device

"Surely there has to be other ways to "massage away stress"? Oh yeah...now I remember!"