StickyPurpleCat commented on What Kind of Games Are You Good At?

"Platformers."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Lowe's Driver Caught With Hand In The Hooker Jar

"If anyone else just walked up to a commercial vehicle and tried/succeeded at swinging open any of the doors on it that'd be considered breaking/entering."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Nickelodeon Rolls Out Avatar MMO

"Death Note, where you have to take steps to protect your name so that others with the Death Note can't kill you. You can receive a Death Note and attack law enforcement, corrupt businessman, criminals, or take the chaotic route and just kill whoever happens to get on your bad side that day. You can also choose to take the role of law enforcement, tracking down those with Death Notes using clues they leave behind."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Sonic Unleashed: Half Classic, Half Stretchy Werewolf

"Mario's not really what it was in the original franchise either."

StickyPurpleCat commented on New Sonic Wii Game Revealed, Brings Much Needed Swordplay To Series

""Brings Much Needed Swordplay To Series" I'm kind of thick, so I have to ask... That was a joke, right?"

StickyPurpleCat commented on WASP Knife Will Freeze and Blow Up Your Organs

"This should totally be a Spy weapon in Team Fortress 2."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Oh Dear: New Sonic Unleashed Trailer

"Of all the stupid concepts in that video you're worried about humans?"

StickyPurpleCat commented on What Are You Playing This Weekend?

"Team Fortress 2, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Red Steel, Zack & Wiki and Pirates of the Caribbean Online."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Making Friends At The Japanese Police Station

"Does this mean we can call you Kenji from now on?"

StickyPurpleCat commented on Spoilers: Limbo of the Lost's Terrifying Ending

"Can't...stop...laughing...bwahahahahahahaha"

StickyPurpleCat commented on Understanding Free to Play

"Free to Play works because there will always be morons who will pay extra money to make their avatar look good."

StickyPurpleCat commented on The Consoles of Our Ancestors

"@MasterJoefus: Butt nekkid, in twenty feet of snow, with bears."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Nexon's Sugar Rush Arena in Closed Beta

"They call it Sugar Rush Arena because only children hopped up on candy would actually be interested in this crap."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Teenage Boy Hacks, Steals for Princess Dress

"Punishment for the crime should include publicizing it across the world."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Powerpoint By Pissed Comcast Employee Reveals They Know Exactly How Much They Suck

"I got news for you guys."

StickyPurpleCat commented on And You Thought SL Was Bad - More Naughty Spore Creatures

"@Iceman B.: It's a phallacy. I bet there's a special circle reserved in Hell now for dirty Spore creators."

StickyPurpleCat commented on Sonic Unleashed Looks Too Good To Be True

"I don't get it."

StickyPurpleCat commented on What Game Genre Leaves You Cold, Oh So Very Cold?

"Sims, FPSs, sports."