Have you considered why they made the design choice they did? It appears to me (any my admittedly untrained eye) that the start of each day is the same distance from the left edge of the date column. If so, then they simply made a design choice that J.D. doesn't agree with. OH NO!
I've never understood what I should pay a fee for the privilege of spending a few hundred on a new phone.
P.S. In my experience, they frequently don't explicitly tell me that I'm being changed an upgrade fee. I then call customer service and contest it.
Did they even think to check the 3rd mid-digit knuckle (from the left) on the right hand? Now that's the spot!
For reference:
Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Minnesotans plant gardens.
40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans sunbathe.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Minnesotans drive with the windows down.
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Minnesotans water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Minnesotans have the last cookout of the season.
-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Minnesotans rent some videos.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Minnesota Girl Scouts sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Minnesotans pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Minnesotans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Minnesotans start asking, "cold enough for ya?"
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl