Hardcore1 commented on iPhone 3G Reviews: Hardware, Software and Apps

"I think the editors at Gizmodo are now just f*ckin with us. Either that or they haven't gotten out from under Job's scrotal sack long enough to realize that this is still up."

Hardcore1 commented on Blockbuster Beta-Testing Movielink Downloads

"@StarControl: Because the Internets have deemed it so."

Hardcore1 commented on Res 5 Producer Tries To Close The Book On Racism Claims

"Wait, they have zombies working on this game?"

Hardcore1 commented on Go To Comic-Con, Meet Mega Man (And Kristin Kreuk)

"She can meet my Mega Man anytime!"

Hardcore1 commented on iPhone 3G Reviews: Hardware, Software and Apps

"Will this still be here when the next iphone is released next year?"

Hardcore1 commented on Jet Skiing in a Jacuzzi Is Half Crazy Half Sad

"Is this what rich kids do for fun these days when they're not paying bums to fight or writing crappy songs about how no one understands and how terrible their lives are?"

Hardcore1 commented on Honda's New Hybrid Prius-Fighter Caught Desert Testing, Listening To "Eye Of The Tiger"

"How about the Honda Vag?"

Hardcore1 commented on iPhone 3G Reviews: Hardware, Software and Apps

"Hold up a sec, the iPhone 3G is out??"

Hardcore1 commented on Playgirl Model Shows His Wii Fit

"Can you add a survey next to the video."

Hardcore1 commented on US Airways Removing All In-Flight Movies, Didn't Want Your Stupid Business Anyways

"But they'll rape your sister and kill your dog for free!"

Hardcore1 commented on Netherlands To Get World's Largest Indoor Golf Complex

"Do they mean 150,000 square feet?"

Hardcore1 commented on Batpod Makes Its Way to the British Formula One Grand Prix

"@Itsuru: Yes - it certainly does."

Hardcore1 commented on Great Giz Ideas: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

"If you live near any illegals, just set your SSID to ICE or U.S."

Hardcore1 commented on Hey Commenters, Can We Have A Talk ?

"Its kinda strange how in two posts Gizmodo has singled out perhaps the only, or at least the two most outspoken female commenters on this site out of the 100,000+ male commenters."

Hardcore1 commented on Sega Creates Robotic Girlfriend

"Should the subcaption of this post be "Sega Creates Robotic Girlfriend.......and hundreds of Kotaku users lose their virginity""

Hardcore1 commented on Verizon Plans to Expand FiOS to the Boonies By Using Less Fiber (¡Que!)

"I'm fairly certain I can now never live somewhere that doesn't have FIOS or fiber optic speed internet service."

Hardcore1 commented on Microsoft Mistakes Browser War for Browser Party, Sends Firefox a Lovely Cake

"Is there a better metaphor for Firefox eating IE's market share?"

Hardcore1 commented on Wii Fit Women Causing Massive Damage?

"Wii Fit Girl caused some damage alright......in my pants!"