JordyO commented on Rock Revolution Drum Kit Confirms Absurd Arms Race

"@Gann: Are all your gaming purchases based on developing skills that aren't entirely worthless? Do you use GTA as a training ground for "capping ho's"? Maybe MLB should forget spring training entirely and just go with a big tournament of The Bigs...."

JordyO commented on Hard Drive Crusher: How Much Would You Spend to Secure Your Data?

"They actually came to my office a few months with a demo of this thing and it really does kick ass. For those suggesting a hammer, plasma torch or other ways of doing it.."

JordyO commented on How to Check if Your ISP is Throttling Your BitTorrent Traffic

"I'm thinking just about every provider in Canada is throttled."

JordyO commented on iPhone Finally Announced in Canada

"@Step666: Prepare for the face slap..."

JordyO commented on 10 Percent of Broadband Subscribers Suck Up 80 Percent of Bandwidth But P2P No Longer to Blame

"Why is it that the proposed solution by Giz seems to be slowing the whole pipe down?"

JordyO commented on Blue Jeans Cable Calls BS on Monster Cable Patent Suit, Vows to Fight to Bloody Death

"No better time than now to use the saying "Oh Snap!" ..."

JordyO commented on Guy Invents Potential Cancer Cure With Radio Machine Built Out of Pie Pans... and Hot Dogs

"@Joseph: I don't care if they're using a Commodore 64.."

JordyO commented on F-22 Raptor Airframes Falling Apart Due to Bad Glue

"Who in the sweet-blue-hell thought it was a good idea to glue a fighter jet?"

JordyO commented on F-16 Pilot Drops Bomb on Tulsa, Accidentally

"I guess this is one of those times where just saying "Whoops, why bad!" just doesn't cut it!"

JordyO commented on Samsung Miniskirt 2 Has Smile Detecting Cams

"Am I the only one who thinks any man caught carrying a "miniskirt" cell phone should have the estrogen slapped out of him?"

JordyO commented on Insanely Great: Japanese Electronic Store Letting Customers Trade HD DVD Players for Blu-ray

"I keep hoping someone will do this over here (so I can ditch my HD-DVD player) but I really don't see it happening."

JordyO commented on Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite Desk Reminds You That Someone Has it Worse

"Chances of a boss getting some action on this desk...?"

JordyO commented on Blu-ray Player Sales Up 600 Per Cent, According to UK Online Retailer

"@Palestina: I doubt there are very many people who are considering the storage capacities when looking to buy BR."

JordyO commented on Orgasmatron Delivers Instant Orgasms at the Touch of a Button

"Great..."