KainXS commented on Sexy Lady Offers to Harvest Virginity of Net Neutrality-Supporting Nerds (NSFW)

"are you serious, 30 seconds, thats pathetic"

KainXS commented on iCub Baby Robot to Undergo Developmental Training, Still Isn't a Real Kid

"There is no way in hell I would ever let something that looked like that in my house, just look at it. It even looks like it will murder you in your sleep while counting how many times it stabs you. But, If this brings us to the path of RoboHookers then who am I to stop it."

KainXS commented on Simroid the Retarded Robot's Sensitive Mouth Trains Dentists, Perverts

"Head Nurse walks in. Doctor,not again, take that out of there, no you know what im gonna get you fired, now I have to clean this mess."

KainXS commented on World's Worst Fembot Slaps Your Face When You Touch Her Boobs

"that thing is UGLY as hell man"

KainXS commented on Microsoft Wants to Back Up Your Brain

"Microsoft takes over the world. John Doe: OH NOES, I SEE BLUE SCREENS IN MY HEAD AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

KainXS commented on Ben Curtis, Dell Dude, Now a Waiter

"DUDE!"

KainXS commented on Cayago Magnum Turns Navy Seals Into True Aquamen

"I would never buy one of these even if i was a billionaire what the hell are you gonna do if you get a leak, call somebody, its not like help my boat is sinking its more like calling the coast gaurd and just saying "dud i am fucked""

KainXS commented on Japanese Toy Company Makes The World's Smallest 2-Legged Robot

"I would like one of these."

KainXS commented on Gliding Laptop Mount is Perfect for the Lazy College Student

" I wanna see that thing that thing fall on his lazy Azz face."

KainXS commented on Untangle Your Headphone Cords Using Your Cat

" now that was disturbing, aww man i never want to see that AGAIN"

KainXS commented on Sony Trying to Tease Us With Upcoming Egg-Shaped Rolly Music Player

" That looks like A friggin bomb"

KainXS commented on Brainzord's Window-Climbing Robot Is In A Niche Market

" i thought that was a bluetooth headset"

KainXS commented on First Zune 2 and Zune Flash Shots

" I gotta agree wth WETWORKER, the material used in the first zunes casing is incredible, i dropped mine on concrete and rubbed it for a while and the scratches were gone"

KainXS commented on Scientists Consider Mining Delicious Helium-3 on Moon For Fusion Power on Earth

" oh yeah, helium based sex toys "

KainXS commented on Scientists Consider Mining Delicious Helium-3 on Moon For Fusion Power on Earth

" I can see it now, helium bombs destroying the earth"

KainXS commented on Cheapness Sends Student to the Grave via Computer Electrocution

" make sure it doesent burn you"

KainXS commented on Einstein Wrong, Form a Queue for Time Travel

" Maybe this is true, we can't base every theory on his theory which has already proven to be outdated"

KainXS commented on Wiimote Knockoff, Doesn't Play Wii

" I bet its made in china"