Killjoy commented on Asahi Bartending Robot Will Give You a Drink, Take Your Pride

"A robot bartender could cut you off without fear of reprisal, so of course that's exactly what it would be programmed to do."

Killjoy commented on Giz Explains: IPTV, or Cable From the Phone Company

"Just in time for ISPs to start charging by the gigabyte!"

Killjoy commented on Hands-Free Law, Smands-Free Law: Distracting, Dangerous and Ridiculous Things You Can Still Do While Driving

"@behavin: "...let everyone govern themselves and the world will right itself..."

Killjoy commented on Guy Uses Laser-Etch Machine to Tattoo Himself (Verdict: Flaming Nutcase)

"So this is how they'll apply the barcodes..."

Killjoy commented on T-Mobile Raises Text Message Prices (Meaning You Can Ditch Your Contract)

"@Benitocarmona: When I called them about disabling incoming text messages, T-Mobile said it wasn't possible period."

Killjoy commented on Hands-Free Law, Smands-Free Law: Distracting, Dangerous and Ridiculous Things You Can Still Do While Driving

"Not that this will change anything."

Killjoy commented on T-Mobile Raises Text Message Prices (Meaning You Can Ditch Your Contract)

"As long as they roll out the text-blocker feature they fumfuh'ed about, it doesn't really matter."

Killjoy commented on Leaked Shots of Asus Eee 904 & 905 Laptops Show Half-Baked Idea

"In my totally useless, irrelevant and not at all humble opinion, these are unnecessary."

Killjoy commented on Tiwi Blackbox for the Car Tattles When Your Kids Speed

"If my kid's car is breaking, I guess I'd want to know about it as soon as possible."

Killjoy commented on Laptops Banned as Politicians Play Games, View "Pictures"

"@Killjoy: Never mind..."

Killjoy commented on Laptops Banned as Politicians Play Games, View "Pictures"

"@Hectorvex: "Isn't that what our politicians do all day here?"

Killjoy commented on Prince Charles' Modded Aston Martin Burns 4.5 Bottles of Wine Per Mile

"Love the tilapia-powered subwoofer."

Killjoy commented on New Eee PCs from Asus Will Have Small Screens, Big Keyboards

"Here's a product idea: 9" screen, 1G RAM, under $500."

Killjoy commented on Pleo Turns One, Learns How To Make Itself Over $100 Cheaper

"Have they updated the software yet?"

Killjoy commented on Dork and Melindy: Mrs Gates Made Bill Brill

"@Ariel_Wollinger: "WOT???"

Killjoy commented on Robotic Foosball Table Can School Human Players

"Pshhh."

Killjoy commented on How I Survived a Japanese Game Show: So Far, Lame But With a Touch of Gadget

"The best part of MXC is that one of hte hosts is a young Takeshi Kitano."

Killjoy commented on Sharper Image Rises From The Ashes...as a Brand Only

"@Hectorvex: That's why Brookstone is still in business - they do have the "right" massager, cleverly named the "Travel Pinpoint Massager" or something equally vague."