Comments from MastaFalse

MastaFalse commented on Steve Jobs Says He Doesn't Have Cancer (And Why It's Not Your Business Anyway)

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:44:59 EDT

Someone call the whaaaaaaaambulance.

MastaFalse commented on Tron 2 Trailer Video Makes Pants Wet Worldwide

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:54:18 EDT

someone has to tell me ... when the firs Tron was ever good. I have no fuckin' idea where all the excitement comes from.

MastaFalse commented on 10 Hilarious Ways To Kill Summertime Pests With Gadgets

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:15:42 EDT

Those electric bug zapper rackets fucking hurt.

MastaFalse commented on Zune Guy Buys iPod classic, Hell Freezes, Apocalypse Nears!

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:58:55 EDT

Aren't we due for the next iPod? >.>

MastaFalse commented on Windows XP Users Actually Love Vista... If They Think It's Something Else

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:58:03 EDT

Aero is a waste of RAM.

MastaFalse commented on Samsung's i8510 Boasts Almost Everything, Plus An 8 Megapixel Camera

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:04:08 EDT

o-o

MastaFalse commented on Giz Explains: Dolby, DTS and Home Theater Audio Codec Confusion

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:33:04 EDT

I lub mai Ps3 :D <3

MastaFalse commented on Zune Guy Getting Rid of Zune Tattoos, Probably Replacing Them With Something Equally Embarrassing

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:29:03 EDT

Sexy Foxboys making out? What the hell? Damn furries.

MastaFalse commented on Lightning Review: BookEndz Docking Station for MacBook, MacBook Pro

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:26:15 EDT

What the shit?

MastaFalse commented on DIY Home Laser Show Reacts To Music, Probably Won't Incinerate Your Eyes

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:25:38 EDT

Yes. The more like a bug you look, the cooler you are. Also, what was that song? No doubt I could piss off my neighbors with it!

MastaFalse commented on John Mayer Cheats On Apple With a Sony Vaio

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:46:46 EDT

John Mayer here,

I've no talent. Those infatuated with my image are serially r-tards. I am what you call a 'college-douche-with-a-guitar', for I learned to strum a few chords in order to attract womynz, who dote upon me as if I were a first rate musician who is both deep and talented. It comes down to the fact that many womynz are total suckers, thank God. At any rate, I'm loving this new Vaio. Not only does it look like my Air, but it has an optical drive too! Now, if only I knew what an optical drive was. I'm sure the fact that something like that exists is important to my livelihood ... but I just have no idea. Oh well. I'm loaded and famous.

Anyway, I've said too much.

John Mayer

MastaFalse commented on Dr. Dre and Monster Cable's Beats Headphones Available At Apple and Best Buy July 25

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:39:03 EDT

Who knows who makes the drivers for these? But yeah, retarded price. The HD280s probably sound the same, if not better.

MastaFalse commented on The Best, Weirdest, and Most Wonderful Gadget Designs of 2008

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:35:09 EDT

@plailleur: I do not have a nice car. I am a poor executive. But I would totally give people rides.

MastaFalse commented on The Best, Weirdest, and Most Wonderful Gadget Designs of 2008

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:17:51 EDT

@Public Relations: >=|

Oh come on. as an executive, you should mingle with your coworkers. Don't put more barriers between you or them.

MastaFalse commented on The Best, Weirdest, and Most Wonderful Gadget Designs of 2008

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:16:57 EDT

Give me the microwave and server rack ... and can I mount my home theater shit in the racks? PS3 too?

MastaFalse commented on Behind the IMAX in The Dark Knight

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:28:47 EDT

Hah hah. I enjoyed the movie, sans the fact that the sound was fucked up for about an hour. Bat's voice annoyed me. Sounded like me in a home movie where I was trying to sound like Solid Snake and failing miserably.

MastaFalse commented on Psystar HQ Up for Sale, Buy It Now for $4.6 Million

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:26:21 EDT

LOLOLOL

MastaFalse commented on What the Hell is Going On in Potters Field?

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:54:46 EDT

Shopped. :P

MastaFalse commented on Voodoo Envy Impressions Roll In

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:53:41 EDT

Nice. Still gonna have to go with my macBook Pro.

MastaFalse commented on SSC Ultimate Aero EV to Make Tesla Roadster Look Like a Ford Fiesta

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:26:45 EDT

:O
... I'll put two million aside for this baby.

MastaFalse commented on EcoModo - The Best of Treehugger

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:28:38 EDT

o-o

MastaFalse commented on One-Man Submarine Built By One Man

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:24:32 EDT

These are going to be trafficking coke in no time.

MastaFalse commented on Sony Gets Serious With Another Next-Gen Display Tech: FED, Like CRT But Really Thin

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:23:03 EDT

Do want.

MastaFalse commented on Samsung's TL9 Point-and-Shoot Camera Has Dual Analog Gauges

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:37:49 EDT

Shopped. :P

MastaFalse commented on Sony Knows What Went Wrong With the PS3

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:09:59 EDT

And if you REALLLLY need to hate someone for something stupid, like which console(s) they own, head to icanhascheezburger.com and troll anyone who uses lolspeak. That's a cause at least worth fighting for.

MastaFalse commented on Sony Knows What Went Wrong With the PS3

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:08:00 EDT

Speaking of baseball teams, mine's the Cubs. Does that offend you too?

MastaFalse commented on Sony Knows What Went Wrong With the PS3

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:06:55 EDT

I love how people think the PS3 is doing so poorly. And, for the record, I love mine. People need to treat their consoles like consoles, and not a fuckin' baseball team.

MastaFalse commented on Mars Phoenix Lander Protects Itself From Bad NASA Commands

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:18:21 EDT

>.>

MastaFalse commented on Horn Subwoofer Takes Up Crazy Man's Entire Basement

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:33:46 EDT

Holy shit.

But you know, they have fans that act as subwoofers that can go down to a single Hertz. Only for rappers.

MastaFalse commented on Sony E3 Liveblog

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:51:54 EDT

Boooorrrring.

MastaFalse commented on We Must Have Space Sex For Moon and Mars Astronauts, Says Scientist

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:47:17 EDT

WIN!

MastaFalse commented on Sony E3 Liveblog

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:48:05 EDT

FACE.

MastaFalse commented

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:18:15 EDT

LOL

MastaFalse commented on WiiSpeak Community Mic: Online Group Chatting Comes to the Wii

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:54:25 EDT

o-o

And I thought phone conferences were irritating enough!

MastaFalse commented on Nintendo E3 Liveblog

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:28:27 EDT

:D ... wait ... D:! I dun want a new Gameboy! Mine will be obsolete! I JUST FRICKIN' BOUGHT A NEW TV! I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP!

MastaFalse commented on Fart Tanks Fight Methane, Give Al Gore Weird Ideas

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:41:46 EDT

Man. That's humans taking control too far again because now they feel it is their duty to protect a dirt ball better off without them. I love that we're such total assholes.

MastaFalse commented on Wait to Buy! HDTVs About To Get Even Cheaper

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:38:28 EDT

I want the 6 series to come down : (

MastaFalse commented on Wait to Buy! HDTVs About To Get Even Cheaper

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:34:25 EDT

The LN46A530 is ALREADY 1499.

MastaFalse commented on Wait to Buy! HDTVs About To Get Even Cheaper

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:06:28 EDT

I am in the market. Just returned my LN40A530, ready to buy something else!

MastaFalse commented on Wait to Buy! HDTVs About To Get Even Cheaper

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:05:56 EDT

: )