MikeHinds commented on BMP Preparing to "Roll Out" 40-Foot Wide LED, HDTV Megascreens to an Event Near You

"The title should read "22-foot tall", not "40-foot tall"."

MikeHinds commented on The Best Way To Break RFIDs: Smash 'Em

"It's a BanHammer."

MikeHinds commented on Instant Hot Tub? Just Add Water and Quicklime

"@BasicBlack: A friend is someone who will help you move. A "True Friend" is someone who will help you move a body."

MikeHinds commented on Retinal Imaging Display Glasses Make Terminator Vision Possible

""Resistance is fuitile."

MikeHinds commented on Apple Aperture 2.1: Now With Plug-In Architecture

""Apple have tweaked Aperture""Apple are even starting you off" "Apple" is singular, not plural, but one company (It doesn't matter how many employees, stockholders, or IPods it has). Call me a grammar nazi and I'm guilty as charged, but baby-talk from adults, especially professional writers, is more insulting than "grammar nazi"."

MikeHinds commented on Silicon Out, Graphene In?

"@wikkit: and @allenjnl:Electrons do not travel at the speed of light in a vacuum or anywhere else."

MikeHinds commented on Toshiba HD DVD Loses Less than Expected

"@stinkyboy: That's easy."

MikeHinds commented on Home-Made Synths from Tupperware Trip the Light Fan-Plastic

"@ps61318: That was Lorena Bobbit, BTW. Best quote from the Bobbit affair was from John Bobbit after the trial: "I've got a lot of healing to do.""

MikeHinds commented on White House Home Theater Reveals Laura Bush's Bordello Tastes

"@Bachblast: I think that's "Klaatu barada nikto". (Unless you were inferring a "nukular"-esque pronounciation :-)"

MikeHinds commented on Gasoline-Powered 25-inch Desk Cannon Shows Your Cube Mates Who's Boss

"$150 for the cannon - ok.$10 for flints and ammo - ok.But who can afford gasoline these days???"

MikeHinds commented on Stairs Bookcase Actually Makes Me Want to Move to London

"@Jesse Mrozowski: Speaking of Vertigo, it looks like a scene from a Hitchcock movie."

MikeHinds commented on Orgasmatron Delivers Instant Orgasms at the Touch of a Button

"@logruszed: There was the tasp, which could be pointed at another and thus "make his day". Then there was the droud, which was more like this gadget."

MikeHinds commented on Dyson Concept Updates the Clothesline: It's Raining Pants

"News Flash: ALL clotheslines are solar- and wind-powered."

MikeHinds commented on FCC Chairman Kicking Cable and Wireless Ass in 2008

""I'm from the government - and I'm here to help."-- Ronald Reagan"

MikeHinds commented on Smartparts Shows Giant 32-Inch Digital Picture Frame

"For the price, couldn't you just buy a new 32" LCD and stick a memory card in it?"

MikeHinds commented on Olympus LS-10 PCM Stereo Recorder Is a Studio in Your Pocket

"Plug in a third microphone and you could call it a triCorder. Except it already looks cooler."

MikeHinds commented on One Step Closer to Star Trek Clothes: Helly Hansen Odin Jacket With Climate Control

"When/if global warming hits, this will be obsolete."

MikeHinds commented on CarCapsule Will Not Help You Swallow Your Car Whole

""As seen on TV" - You suck all the air out with a vacuum cleaner, then you can fit several of them into a suitcase."