Mindbleach commented on What Game Makes You Pull Your Hair Out?

"[gelbooru.com] Umbrella Chronicles."

Mindbleach commented on New DS Coming To E3 2008?

"Vicarious Visions was working on a motion-sensing dongle a la the Rumble Pak & Guitar Hero add-ons."

Mindbleach commented on New Camera Chip Design Can Take Photos in 3D

"Pek: we just call it bas relief. Brock: he means you need a bigger angle than this provides. While I'm glad to see integral imaging lens arrays in plans for digital cameras, this is somewhat tacked-on."

Mindbleach commented on Darth Vader, Yoda Join The Cast of Soulcalibur IV

"Yoda looks great, but I hope they fix Vader's tiny, tiny head before they ship."

Mindbleach commented on Russian Chat Bot Talks the Sexy Talk, Scores Chicks for You

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Mindbleach commented on Surgical Objects Accidentally Left Inside 1500 Patients A Year

"I have an even lower-tech solution than x-ray visible threads in non-metal objects, and it's preventative instead of corrective: use sponges with long, sterile/antibiotic 'tails' made of cotton."

Mindbleach commented on Another Metal Gear Character Joins SSBB

"I'm still rooting for Gillian Seed."

Mindbleach commented on Microsoft Patents "Stealthy Audio Watermarking"

" Luke: SMOKE. Y'know, I think this has been done before."

Mindbleach commented on Microsoft Mobile Memory Mouse 8000 Stores 1GB

" This isn't feature creep, it's been long in coming (porn joke aside)."

Mindbleach commented on Pope to Tour Austria in Custom Poped-Out Blackhawk Helicopter

" In Hellsing, the Papacy has a militant wing that's generally badass and more than a little crazy."

Mindbleach commented on Crazy-Assed Idea to Shoot People with Drug-Filled Paintballs

" Brinemon!"

Mindbleach commented on World's Smallest Camera, a Perverts Dream

" Yes, but does it come in a short version I can fit into my Spider Jerusalem glasses?"

Mindbleach commented on Best Wing Commander Contest Ever

" I loved seeing these kinds of promotions in mid-90s game mags - fill out an idiot's crossword puzzle or find a grey 'X' logo in a magazine to get a chance at winning these fabulous prizes!"

Mindbleach commented on This Day in Gaming, July 7th

" MGS: First few minutes of gameplay."

Mindbleach commented on Microsoft Surface: The Parody

" Johnnyrandom: About as bad as the average keyboard, but with less nooks and crannies. The Surface is an interesting use of an old idea, and this video perfectly captures everything I think stands in the way of Microsoft as a consumer product designer: "Why the hell does it do that?"

Mindbleach commented on Wood Keyboard and USB Gadgets Give Gizmodo Writer Excuse to Declare: "Gandalf Has a Giant Penis"

" Research shows (Google is your friend, if you dare) that gay men, on average, are better-endowed."