Mr.DuckSauce commented on Department of Defense Buys 2,200 PS3s to Upgrade Supercomputer

"Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder."

Mr.DuckSauce commented on Cylon Cake: I Got Dibs On The Working Red Eye

"@Helvetica: Cylon Cake: The Plan. Spoilers: The plan was being "delicious"."

Mr.DuckSauce commented on Consumerist Friday Flickr Finds

"I thought the first picture was Tom Jane researching his role of a homeless junkie, "They shoot heroin, don't they?""

Mr.DuckSauce commented on BlackBerry Internet Service's Data Is Down Across the Globe

"I can't read my mail, can't connect to the internet."

Mr.DuckSauce commented on Your Next Body Is Growing In a Lab Right Now

"@Pessimippopotamus: We know how that ended, not good my friend, not good."

Mr.DuckSauce commented on 8-Bit Wedding Invitation Acknowledges the Marital Bickering to Come

"@KTK1990: I thought the hardest part was trying to find her in the castles."

Mr.DuckSauce commented on Walmart Refunds For Dead Frog Found In Salad

"@pecan 3.14159265: [taricorp.net] Do not look directly in the eyes of the ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD............."

Mr.DuckSauce commented on Is Konami Going To "ReBirth" Jackal On Wii?

"I love jackal on the nes, bring it on."