NikFromNYC commented on The Pirate Bay to Turn Tables, Sue International Music Industry,
at 9:20 PM on Apr 22
DECLARATION OF DATA INDEPENDENCE
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for CPU users to dissolve the commercial bonds which have enslaved them to another Industry, and to assume the powers of copy and paste, a power which Steve Jobs entitled them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all binary data is created equal, that data is endowed by their Muse with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of independent reproduction amongst student and other low income classes.
That to secure these rights, torrent sites are instituted among men.
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NikFromNYC commented on Build Your Own Internet Connected Alarm Clock,
at 1:28 AM on Mar 18
That this object, if you obtain it, spend your time and money doing so, kills ten "starving children in Ethiopia" wherever the fark that is, well, I guess their time is up.
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NikFromNYC commented on Compressed Air Knife Patent Cranks Up the Killing Power,
at 1:15 AM on Mar 18
Why get busted for a knife when a legal carbon tube ice pick version would go in so much easier?
One of the worst ways to accidently kill a friend is to inject some cool club drugs and forget to let the air out of the syringe.
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NikFromNYC commented on Rumor: Windows Vista SP 1 Coming Tuesday?,
at 11:31 PM on Mar 17
Announcement: your perfect XP-rated girlfriend who dumped you in a second for some Visa maxed out jerk has been dumped in turn, so now she's calling you again, having caught the same Vista Transmittable Disease you got treated for last time.
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NikFromNYC commented on U.S.S. Independence: A Triple Hulled, Weapon-Laden Monster That is Surprisingly Affordable, at 2:46 AM on May 9
Wow.
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NikFromNYC commented on Giz Caption Contest: What in the Hell is Going on Here?, at 2:30 AM on May 9
This is the actual image that 10 million monkeys typed out, finally.
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NikFromNYC commented on Octocube: What the Heck is This?, at 2:13 AM on May 9
Is it signed R.
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NikFromNYC commented on Lightning Review: Datto Network Storage With Offsite Backup, at 11:01 PM on May 8
Be slightly aware that this SPECIFIC enclosure, besides having a two speed blue-led lit fan is also PRONE TO HAVING BAD CIRCUIT BOARDS in in a dual sense.
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NikFromNYC commented on 3DConnexion's 3D SpaceNavigator Mouse For Laptops, at 11:33 PM on Apr 22
This thing is like having two girlfriends.
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NikFromNYC commented on Stunning Hasbro Millennium Falcon Jumps Out of Hyperspace, at 10:33 PM on Apr 22
Why is there a big hole in the top? Does it come with Viagra?
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NikFromNYC commented on The Pirate Bay to Turn Tables, Sue International Music Industry, at 9:20 PM on Apr 22
DECLARATION OF DATA INDEPENDENCE
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for CPU users to dissolve the commercial bonds which have enslaved them to another Industry, and to assume the powers of copy and paste, a power which Steve Jobs entitled them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all binary data is created equal, that data is endowed by their Muse with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of independent reproduction amongst student and other low income classes.
That to secure these rights, torrent sites are instituted among men.
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NikFromNYC commented on Build Your Own Internet Connected Alarm Clock, at 1:28 AM on Mar 18
That this object, if you obtain it, spend your time and money doing so, kills ten "starving children in Ethiopia" wherever the fark that is, well, I guess their time is up.
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NikFromNYC commented on Compressed Air Knife Patent Cranks Up the Killing Power, at 1:15 AM on Mar 18
Why get busted for a knife when a legal carbon tube ice pick version would go in so much easier?
One of the worst ways to accidently kill a friend is to inject some cool club drugs and forget to let the air out of the syringe.
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NikFromNYC commented on Skywalker Last Supper Painting Made With 69,550 Star Wars Frames, at 1:09 AM on Mar 18
Gimmick.
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NikFromNYC commented on Orbit Wheel Skates are Like Roller Blades, Just Less Fun, at 1:00 AM on Mar 18
Pussy repeller tech: "Hi, I'd like order a latte with cum...up...sense"...PLOP.
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NikFromNYC commented on Rumor: Windows Vista SP 1 Coming Tuesday?, at 11:31 PM on Mar 17
Announcement: your perfect XP-rated girlfriend who dumped you in a second for some Visa maxed out jerk has been dumped in turn, so now she's calling you again, having caught the same Vista Transmittable Disease you got treated for last time.
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NikFromNYC commented on Toshiba Takes $1 Billion Hit on HD DVD (Still Turns a Profit), at 5:21 AM on Mar 14
Bring back boobies on USA paper money.
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NikFromNYC commented on Bookseat: the Book Storage Chair for Small Libraries, at 10:12 PM on Mar 3
Now turn a bookshelf into a chair.
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NikFromNYC commented on Jesus Switch Turns On, Off, at 5:48 PM on Feb 22
"I may be dressing like a traditional bimbo, whatever, but I'm in charge....
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NikFromNYC commented on Scientists Looking for the Force Finally Put CERN's Large Hadron Collider to Good USe, at 5:19 PM on Feb 22
Fifty damned screengrabs later, I have a few images for my files.
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NikFromNYC commented on Infinity Tower to Twist by 90º Over Dubai Marina, at 10:37 AM on Feb 16
Now if it screwed itself into the ground, that would be cool, so each floor would just have front doors and no elevators.
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