<![CDATA[Comments from NikFromNYC]]> <![CDATA[Comments from NikFromNYC]]> <![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on The Ancient Romans Were Gamers: 2nd Century Glass d20 Sold for $17,925]]> This icosahedron, the most complex Platonic solid, has 20 faces. If it be true that the symbols are for minerals, any of which an alchemist would have a huge collection of, then three throws of the dice would be a 1 in 20 chance of combining three minerals together, as powders, mostly, and heating the heck out of them. 1 in 20 is 5%, so repeated three times, each triple roll of the dice would give you one of 8000 combinations to try. Roll it five times and you have to mix five of 20 random powders together, which doing systematically would mean you would have to do about 3 million experiments to try all the combinations. In fact, using a dice like this would be a good way to generate an objectively random sampling along the option space of those millions of experiments.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on NASA Scientists Make Magnetic Fields Visible, Beautiful]]> This has been done before in *so* many ways, and in fact was one of the earliest scientific experiments ever done, namely putting iron grit on a piece of paper on top of a magnet, and lately with ferrofluids in which surface tension holds the body of liquid together but it makes mountains that follow magnets. The bitch of it is that this sort of visualization, though I have not heard of it, would be easy. An electrically charged particle that is fluorescent so gives off light would race around magnetic fields from one pole to another.

But they will pry my twenty ton gravity-shielded magnetic monopole necklace and gluon-free quark pinky ring from my cold dead body before I ever vote for NASA to do art projects, for arts sake alone. Nice job they did of over-designing the first Hubble mirror so a mere speck of black paint that flaked off their mirror measuring monstrosity. The latest probe is barely working, but at least this time they didn't allow Canadians to assume the USA was using the metric system.

Ever glued a quarter to the sidewalk?

Super-magnets are now available in fist size. Throw two up in the air. They will find each other at 100 miles an hour and might spread glass-sharp ceramic shrapnel throughout the room except that, actually it will merely drop to the ground as black rock since shrapnel will curve back in. What do you call such a solid? A glob of entropy.

So these should be glued to the sidewalk instead. Anybody with a steal watch or steal-toed boot will get stuck to it.

What do you call the nuclear instead of chemical version of such a magnetic event? Not a neutron bomb. That fries people not computers. You call it an "electromagnetic pulse weapon" and it wont kill many people (but dual nipple rings may cause heart attacks) but would end the Net and cell phone networks.

It's sad how simple atom bombs (unlike 5000X as powerful hydrogen bombs) in WWII ended all real world tests of actual "extreme" magnetization or electro-excitation of actual cities. What good videos they would make. How about NASA artists simulate that sort of thing?

Or how about they actually finally fund a billion dollar project on how to allow people to hibernate 100K years, which is about as fast as we could use atomic energy to reach another solar system (and then wait a decade or two for the radio signal of their arrival to reach back to us, who, after 100K years of evolution would no longer be human).

We are stuck. Wake up. Watch TV. Headline news says no signals from aliens. We go to sleep. Eight decades pass. We go to sleep and don't wake up.

Isn't it obvious? Religions got creation factually wrong, but they got right is that our souls are immortal. Why else would civilizations a million years smarter than us not phone us up? Our Universe is not just in limbo, but is it, a mere speck of dust, an eyeblink.

Ask a real physicist *where* the CENTER of the Universe is. He will start speaking like a barefoot monk, if you can get him to answer your question at all.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Apple's Top Designer Explains Design]]> Dan translated:

"The majority of the girls God makes are pretty, but I don't care about looks. But that's the difference between a geek and the typical womanizer because they are so dependent on how booty looks. I rather concentrate on brains and don't give a Hoover dam what the outside looks like."

Jealous liar.

For billion dollar type companies like PC makers or Apple, how much does it really *cost* to hire ONE guy to make products not only look good but do so by using understanding of injection molding and magnesium or titanium die casting and pressure forming (soon carbon fiber).

To have an ugly computer is like having a wife with sad features and a Vista attitude to boot, and reboot and reboot and....

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on U.S.S. Independence: A Triple Hulled, Weapon-Laden Monster That is Surprisingly Affordable]]> Wow. Look at the air scoops on this thing. At speed, it doesn't float, but flies. I'm glad one or two of the actual engineers is on this forum. Cost be damned. First airplanes evolved to resemble, almost exactly, sharks and stingrays, since air at supersonic speeds is a hard liquid. Now you are making surface ships fly instead of float. All hail the ground effect of fast moving air. Soon the distinction between boats and planes will be gone. Except that under water is the only place to avoid waves. Oh, that stuff is still classified. But to place airfoils below wave level is the same thing. DARPA doesn't F around. This is a test vehicle from '78. Can't anybody see the WINGS on the hull that lift this whole beast into the air before the ramjets kick in. It's not a boat, you idiots. It's a plane.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Giz Caption Contest: What in the Hell is Going on Here?]]> This is the actual image that 10 million monkeys typed out, finally. Move along....just pixels, but if BB selects it then it's really meaninful. Note that there is also a large hole in the man's facial piece, and the girl is wearing a Star Trek space clip-on earring, with the nacelle engines hiding behind her ear's proboscis. In a Freudian sense, note that the woman is pure, despite here weaponization, and that the man is a mix of impotently unplugged and has a mere breathing hole. But Freud was wrong about everything, dirt simply. She didn't know that. Fact is, he's wearing a big white phone smile smile, and she's just wearing a stupid phone on her pretty little head. Historically, she's in the photo but he isn't. Only she has been humiliated.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Octocube: What the Heck is This?]]> Is it signed R. Mutt? If not, then I want one. It's made of ONE part. The scale is indicated by the "hotrod" stainless steel braided reinforcement around the tubes. Straight tubes would be even more effective, allowing laminar instead of chaotic flow of fluid or air around it.

Low budget though, otherwise instead of superglue and a cheap bulk bag of bendy pipes, they would use rapid prototyping to make a mold or the object itself.

I'd say its either a frictionless liquid helium quantum brain or a frictionless quantum bowel.

Ah, it's not a cooler. It's a heater! A simple yuppie (priced) radiator.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Lightning Review: Datto Network Storage With Offsite Backup]]> Be slightly aware that this SPECIFIC enclosure, besides having a two speed blue-led lit fan is also PRONE TO HAVING BAD CIRCUIT BOARDS in in a dual sense. First instead of the robust Oxford 911 chipset (controller) that allows Firewire chaining, the ones I got contained a Prolific TYPE A chip. That chip (unlike later B,C,... models) is *NOT* firmware upgradable, and is Firewire chaining retarded, so I had to return the drives (TigerDirect promised to pay shipping then, delayed a month to ship me any UPS return label, then made me pay for the shipping). I inspected the circuit boards. Half the salty solder flux had not been washed off. Buying things like this through Amazon is a good idea, due to their no-nonsense return policy, but eventually I found a much better company, Rocstor, that though lacks a fan so can't be stacked, has NO BRICK (!), works like a charm, but costs twice as much ([www.google.com]). One source sells just the enclosure, and each comes with it's own shoulder bag (!), oddly enough. Drive makers like WesternDigital often have deals on their web sites for cheap drives. But beware cheap ENCLOSURES. The very first batch of cool retro looking enclosures I got had power cords that slipped out if you sneezed in their direction, which causes write heads to crash. Everything else out there is plastic and molded to look like a stupid alien spaceship. The drives inside are fine, but the enclosures can screw you over. The stand-alone LaCie ones are fine, but despite using a HUGE BRICK, overheat as a rule.

So now *this* company offers this crappy drive and online backups? How about buy two drives instead and swap them each week, so any given week you have a week and two week backups in DRIVES YOU CAN ACTUALLY BOOT FROM?! How can I boot my computer from a web site?

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on 3DConnexion's 3D SpaceNavigator Mouse For Laptops]]> This thing is like having two girlfriends. A bit of trouble coordinating your hardware, bit that's a good problem to have. It's like the thing has a mind of its own. It doesn't really connect to your programs as much as suddenly "meet" them, software settings be damned.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Stunning Hasbro Millennium Falcon Jumps Out of Hyperspace]]> Why is there a big hole in the top? Does it come with Viagra?

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on The Pirate Bay to Turn Tables, Sue International Music Industry]]> DECLARATION OF DATA INDEPENDENCE

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for CPU users to dissolve the commercial bonds which have enslaved them to another Industry, and to assume the powers of copy and paste, a power which Steve Jobs entitled them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all binary data is created equal, that data is endowed by their Muse with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of independent reproduction amongst student and other low income classes.

That to secure these rights, torrent sites are instituted among men. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it.

Such has been the patient sufferance of music fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present Recording Industry Association of America is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over CPUs. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

The music industry has historically refused to sell separate tracks, falsely claiming that "albums" full of two hits plus useless, contractually obligated filler is the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

The RIAA has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the homes of music lovers, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

The RIAA has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of lawyers to harass common people, and eat out their substance.

For taking away our tape recorders, abolishing our most valuable song collections to piles of obsolete dust, as forms of computer memory and music encoding evolve.

The RIAA has plundered our CPUs, ravaged our download speeds, burned our corrupted iTunes playlist recovery ability from iPods, and destroyed the lives of low income people who would never buy Prince's stupid Batman Sountrack CD just to get 'Batdance' at the exact same inflated price that early adopters of CDs were charged for. The profits of this "filler tax" benefited neither artist nor fanbase.

The RIAA is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the cassette tape and VHS ages.

We, therefore, the Blogosphere of United Earth, assembled through comments and hyperlinks, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good users of these CPUs, solemnly publish and declare, that our CPUs are, and of right ought to be free and independent; that they are absolved from all allegiance to RMA schemes, and being free and independent CPUs, they have full power to share data, worldwide. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Build Your Own Internet Connected Alarm Clock]]> That this object, if you obtain it, spend your time and money doing so, kills ten "starving children in Ethiopia" wherever the fark that is, well, I guess their time is up. We should never, EVER, fly to space again, or even own cell phones, or download porn, until every hungry mouth is fed, world-wide. Besides, "status" products like this one make Middle Eastern high school graduates hate us, er, I mean envy us, so let's smash them. I mean the students, not the clock!

Bad design alert though. Six unlabeled buttons, and MOST likely no info about how to keep the snooze control working for three hours instead of just three times. The sun comes up very late in NYC, due to all the million dollar buildings in the way.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Compressed Air Knife Patent Cranks Up the Killing Power]]> Why get busted for a knife when a legal carbon tube ice pick version would go in so much easier?

One of the worst ways to accidently kill a friend is to inject some cool club drugs and forget to let the air out of the syringe. I guess the blood stream doesn't know what to do with air bubbles except to stop the flow of blood, when they rise up to the heart or brain veins.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Skywalker Last Supper Painting Made With 69,550 Star Wars Frames]]> Gimmick. Star Wars (unlike Battlestar) was a complete replacement of Christian doctrine of good and bad forces in the world. It was Buddhist. That's why there were all those historical wars and a Death Star that flooded entire planet with radiation. No comparison to The Bible at all. Marrying your sister? A tiny fighter plane vs. a huge giant? A fallen angel who was too good at channeling some sort of soul energy into himself and so was cast out? No analogy at all. Come one. A gay robot or two, who follow a guy in a white toga around? Now the series is done. Over. Rerun city, forever? No. No!!!! What was the point of all that CGI crap. A double-ended sword. Yeah, that won so many wars that it explains why I keep reading my history books.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Orbit Wheel Skates are Like Roller Blades, Just Less Fun]]> Pussy repeller tech: "Hi, I'd like order a latte with cum...up...sense"...PLOP. Head bleeding. Ambulance-calls, half the cute girls accidently calling 411 instead of 911, out of habit. "No no, I'm frine, weely." Ambulances compete. One succeeds since you can't exactly run away with wheels on your damned shoes.

No power? POWER. No breaks. BREAKS.

POWER AND BREAKS? Check. Uh, just kidding. Just gravity and a wiggle motion to move you forward on flat surfaces, and very much down hills.

Now add some real gas engines with some real mufflers to them, and I'm good with it:
[www3.towerhobbies.com]

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Rumor: Windows Vista SP 1 Coming Tuesday?]]> Announcement: your perfect XP-rated girlfriend who dumped you in a second for some Visa maxed out jerk has been dumped in turn, so now she's calling you again, having caught the same Vista Transmittable Disease you got treated for last time. What do you do? She is so MicroSOFT, so flashy, so slow to get your jokes. We'll be the Pirate Twins again, she says, as she puts on hold five times in twenty minutes. But now you are a Mac daddy, so you invite her over for a last goodbye crash.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Toshiba Takes $1 Billion Hit on HD DVD (Still Turns a Profit)]]> Bring back boobies on USA paper money.

[s68.photobucket.com]

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Bookseat: the Book Storage Chair for Small Libraries]]> Now turn a bookshelf into a chair. Or make a dinner table that lets you (A) put rocks into the middle for no reason, (B) lets you put old magazines into, again, its center, (C) see a one-way video of your dates underwear, alerting you to her body language in four colors of alertness, as your "designer" bed charges its hidden camera batteries, or your cordless DVD porn player, accordingly.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Jesus Switch Turns On, Off]]> "I may be dressing like a traditional bimbo, whatever, but I'm in charge.... And isn't that what feminism is all about, you know, equality for men and women? And aren't I in charge of my life, doing the things I want to do?" - Madonna

"Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them!" - Madonna

Notice the lack of HOMICIDAL outrage by the various brands of New Testament religions to posts like this. Jesus was a cool guy who said, commanded even, not to attack your enemies, but to embrace them. Thus the question of "What would Jesus do?" (about this NON-government supported childishness?). I actually don't know, in the humble sense, especially since I'm not of his or any other religion. Only when government supports it (as in FUNDED museums display taunts to New Testiment religion) does the "right wing" have a hissy fit.

Yet is this worse or less worse than the tacky Jesus-shaped car fresheners or sh*tty design candles that burn for a week with some stupid religious scene on it, painted by a retard? If that's "religion" then I'm a goat.

Jesus may have been a radical liberal, so sex with children may have a Christian background, just like it has such background, historically, especially man/boy love.

Yet there is also mysticism, and that is the divide, the one that makes us all die alone with only our own thoughts to comfort us.

"Has anyone at the end of the nineteenth century a distinct conception of what poets of strong ages called inspiration? If not, I will describe it. If one had the slightest residue of superstition left in one, one would hardly be able to set aside the idea that one is merely incarnation, merely mouthpiece, merely medium of overwhelming forces. The concept of revelation, in the sense that something suddenly, with unspeakable certainty and subtlety becomes visible, audible, something that shakes and overturns one to the depths, simply describes the fact. One hears, one does not seek; one takes, one does not ask who gives; a thought flashes up like lightening, with necessity, unfalteringly formed I have never had any choice. An ecstasy whose tremendous tension sometimes discharges itself in a flood of tears, while one's steps now involuntarily rush along, now involuntarily lag; a complete being outside of oneself with distinct consciousness of a multitude of subtle shudders and trickles down to one's toes: a depth of happiness in which the most painful and gloomy things appear, not as an antithesis, but as conditioned, demanded, as a necessary colour within such a superfluity of light; an instinct for rhythmical relationships which spans forms of wide extent length, the need for a wide-spanned rhythm is almost the measure of the force of inspiration, a kind of compensation for its pressure and tension.... Everything is in the highest degree involuntary but takes place as in a tempest of a feeling of freedom, of absoluteness, of power, or divinity." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Have U ever been so lonely that U felt like U were the only one in this world? Have U ever wanted 2 play with someone so much U'd take any one boy or girl? Save me Jesus, I've been a fool: how could I forget that U are the rule? U are my God, I am Your child
From now on, 4 U I shall be wild. Love is God, God is love. Girls and boys love God above." - Prince

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Scientists Looking for the Force Finally Put CERN's Large Hadron Collider to Good USe]]> Fifty damned screengrabs later, I have a few images for my files. God, talk about DRM etc. Stop making it so hard to download FAIR USE or PRIVATE USE images. If you find a non-link portion of the image, you can drag it, otherwise, on one I had to actually do dual screen grabs and combine them in Photoshop into one picture. Viewing 'Source' didn't work. Too many .jpg or .png links to sort them out. Let us have our pictures, eh? That's what you sell, right? How you make money? We minions come here, see something cool we can't afford (like a dome home or a huge fusion reactor), and want to at least own an image to show our friends, on our COMPUTER, not as a link to a link to a link. We collect books, not bookmarks.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Infinity Tower to Twist by 90º Over Dubai Marina]]> Now if it screwed itself into the ground, that would be cool, so each floor would just have front doors and no elevators. Fire escape? Just a fireman's pole along each corner with a stylishly discrete flame guard, the pole hanging free from its top so to avoid side-supports that would snag your hands. Would have saved 3000 lives on 9/11.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Lightway OLED Shutters Could Mean It's Curtains for Curtains]]> "Where the F did a design student get a hold of specialized OLEDs that size???"

Photoshop Division of Adobe Corporation.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Magnetic Curtains Retain Whatever Shape You Put Them In]]> So when the wind blows on a nice stormy night in autumn, and you are dreaming of daffodils and nubile girls, your curtains suddenly and loudly bundle up in tangles worse than shoelaces you thought were about to untie if only you pulled a bit harder, but were really in a knot? Looks great for shooting porn on the cheap instead of renting soft boxes. Do I need a ladder to undo the reverse domino effect? All this is nitpicking by a fellow designer who indeed did not think of such a thing, but seriously, once the novelty effect is gone, is there really a market for such a product? What most designers do is get their product featured in the next Star Trek movie or other Sci Fi channel scenes. Oh, it's really easy to get into magazines, once. Now you are on Gizmodo with likely no 1000X boxed product to go, so that initial free publicity gets wasted. It's also a sad thought, that a perfectible product like this wont on average make 1/100th the money that quack "energy bracelets" will. And yet if you aspire to be a brand name designer, unlike me (I actually make my own stuff instead of make a few signature prototypes and then hire myself out to Ikea), you have just made your mark.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on How To Fix a Mysteriously Ruptured Undersea Cable]]> You want real conspiracy?! The amount of computing power in a given volume depends on the surface area of the box, not it's volume. This is Physics 101. Well, graduate level 101. Which god thought we'd never run into this weirdness, that our 3D world is really just information projected from a 2D one? Or that only computers can we predict where three stars that orbit around each other will be in a million years, since equation exists that can capture that "oh, I'm Mr. Star, I might go left-or-right as I have just stopped being flung out and am starting to fall back into the group, but now even the slightest quantum fluctuation might determine my decision."

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on I See London, I See France, I See Your Underpants from 32 Miles Away With Canon 5200mm Ultra Telephoto Lens]]> Just like high powered binoculars, the question of size and expense isn't so much how far it can see, since any old 1972 spy satellite can read your underwear label already, but how CLOSE it can focus. What use is it if you can't focus close enough to see if the naked girl across the street has an AIM or MSN chat account up, and what her password is, too, based on what keys she types when she logs on? Is it autofocus? Can I see halftone dots on the newspaper stand, five stories down. In other words, does it have any use in Manhattan, which itself is only a few miles long?

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Dog Barks Deciphered; Yes, Dogs Are as Simple and Dumb as You Thought]]> Did you know that some cat experts claim that "Meow" is two words, and that cats only use this compound word towards us humans who they have domesticated? "Me!" means "hi" in English. "Ow" means, depending on the harshness of its tonality, "YOU ARE NOT MY EQUAL, SO DO NOT KEEP YOUR FILTHY DISTANCE FROM ME." They use each word separately with other cats, but it would not make much sense to say "Hi, you are of lowly status in species pecking order" to another cat.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Death Ray Machine Does What Jesus Could Not]]> Doesn't anybody realize we are all already dead after this guy scaled up and turned the universe inside out, so really I'm typing this backwards and this is the first instead of latest comment? It is now the year 1864, and each day we forget yesterday, yet now that time runs backwards, we finally have free will. Gadgets keep getting smaller since we stay the same size as space collapses towards the big bang.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Blogger calls for Hillary Clinton's death]]> Uh, this person should be uh, like, you know, totally, like arrested and held without Soros to bail her out, since it's an obvious, just like Jeffy who played hard-to-get then gave me herpes times ten when I went down on him (only, I swear), but who became the martyr? Him!!! He claimed I gave it to him, and everybody believed it.

Justice and Civil Society doesn't exist any more, so now I have the reputation of a whore. All his friends went private on me, on Facebook, even!

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Very NSFW Video: Beautiful Topless Girl Playing Wii - Part 2]]> You are trying to turn the USA into Europe, damn you. Oh, sure, it's great to get your first $85 aged steak at Peter Luger's in Brooklyn, but have you ever been to a nude beach? Seen one ridiculously busty skinny gal, seen two, seen twenty. Then you start fantasizing about the fat girls, and broccoli, and then, then you stop fantasizing at all, even about gadgets, which unlike women, us men do not need to relieve ourselves of the Victorian Age fact that modern nubile females, unlike tribes of old, artificially make us go nuts, by covering up their iTits until they are quite ready for us to pull out something in our pants other than out unmentionable object.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Tomorrow's Masturbation Technology is Here, Today!]]> I once had a summertime girlfriend with one of these built into her. Compared to other girls, I mean. whose only comparable offering is muscle-conditioned sodomy sans condom.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Greenpeace Responds to MacBook Air (Supplies! They're Still Not Happy)]]> "Kudos to Greenpeace for not giving Apple a free pass! Keep the pressure on!"

Yah, mon, pass the bong aron.

'Tis sad though that fake "green" advertising actually makes people buy more products that contain the same old 72 elements including NEW low uranium titanium!!!!.

The "shooting fish in a barrel" guilt effect is what made me stop trying to womanize the clipboard carrying college babes greenshirts. Mention to them that carbon dioxide is freely distributable plant fertilizer, and they walk home, dejected, having never before been subjected to ideas like actual problem solving rather than feel-good "activism." I remember, over my 5 years as a top dog benchtop chemist at Columbia, making molecules to selectively interact with cancer, just sort of laughing at the CHEERLEADER types who would smirk at you for "not caring" as they politely asked "Do you are about X?" in which X cycled from "saving the whales", "diminishing rainforests" (a blatant LIE), massive extinctions (boring LIE), curing AIDS (uh...get a degree in science Ms. Tight Sweater with zits), etc.

Guilt is the ONE emotion that fascists still have fairly good control over us by invoking, via sound-bit propaganda.

Here is the weather-station graph from the South Pole:
[www.john-daly.com]

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on MacBook Air Eject Key's Rumored Alternative Actions]]> It's for the next version carbon-fiber "Code Name = Mircrotube Radar" that doesn't use an external disk drive but merely lets you hold up to four DVDs to the screen which after two seconds of parallel burning, releases the vacuum enough that you can lift the disk back off the screen. When you are not doing that, you use it to unglue your forehead from the screen to view the translucent 3D scan of your brain, in which tumors show up red, which is Apple's plan to get huge cuts from from the insurance industry and family planning clinics in China. That it sees through walls and dresses too, anywhere in a wirelessly interconnected city, well, that's more of a feature than a bug, eh? That iHealth will actually cure most diseases too, at a molecular scale will be announced next year. That the screen also acts as a solar panel, a 12 gigapixel camera in any wavelength, or a focused laser projector (or self-defense weapon) means that Apple will start to have some of it's patents classified by DARPA and we have to start waiting about 50 years for new feature to appear on the consumer market.

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Acabion's 750bhp GTBO Motorcycle Blazes at 340mph]]> The sound barrier is next. I once rented a convertible Mustang. The rental agency had capped the acceleration, which I found atrocious, but my 82 year old father just laughed off, claiming they'd mechanically been doing that even before computers, forever. But a COMPUTER is what it would take to make such an otherwise unstable ride safer, so that if you itch your nose, you don't accidently turn a mile up the unpaved mountain in two seconds.

What is the actual limit, given that a computer will avoid you sliding off the side of sharp curves, at how many land miles an hour can our minds really keep up with, or how many "Gs" can we handle in acceleration while still being able to hold onto the steering wheel?

340km/hr is only 210mph. I've driven 116 MPH (and have a $125 ticket to prove it) in a Honda GTD hatchback. After getting that ticket on a mere test drive (a patrol car's "alarm" went off as he was filling up gas), I decided to get an 80MPH (on or off road!) used, upgraded Toyota "LandCrusher."

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<![CDATA[NikFromNYC commented on Plasma Thruster Powered, Cigarette Sized, Unmanned Aerial Vehicles to Take to the Skies]]> Bullets that don't need guns and can be targeted by just pointing it's smell detector at the jerk I don't like? Where do I order these things? Right now I have to rely on "Party Popper" confetti mods to merely spray things like concentrated Lye or super glue onto someone's eye, at visible range. But a bullet I can program with time and GPS? That sounds a lot cheaper and less of an undercover agent risk finding a hit man!

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