OtioseScandal commented on Show Us Your Wildest Gadget Dreams in Napkin Sketch Form

"@LUV2CattleCall: FLESHlight, not Flashlight..."

OtioseScandal commented on Great Giz Ideas: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

"IStoppedStealingYourWIFIAndStartedFuckingYourWife"

OtioseScandal commented on Great Giz Ideas: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

"@future-proof: Only if the restaurant is called SilentH."

OtioseScandal commented on Question of the Day: Are You Forced to Use Windows or Another OS Against Your Will?

"@jmprado: I worked at a company where all of us devs had to use Macs."

OtioseScandal commented on Google Street View Car Drives Into Microsoft Campus, Gets Laughed At By Windows Live Maps

"Oh man..."

OtioseScandal commented on Question of the Day: Are You Forced to Use Windows or Another OS Against Your Will?

"I use Windows, but I'm not forced to."

OtioseScandal commented on Caption Contest: 'Free WiFi' Knuckle Tattoos

"@Andywsea & @selcouth14: Both you guys are late on that."

OtioseScandal commented on Caption Contest: 'Free WiFi' Knuckle Tattoos

"FREEWIFI actually initials... F.R.E.E.W.I.F.I."

OtioseScandal commented on Unicycle Transport Vehicle: Like a Segway, Only Lamer and Sweatier

"Finally, I can lose friends faster than I make them."

OtioseScandal commented on Caption Contest: 'Free WiFi' Knuckle Tattoos

"Tops out at 5 Mega-beats per second"

OtioseScandal commented on Clara Kettle from Bodum Clearly Best Boiler Evah

"We have the same birthday!"

OtioseScandal commented on Woman Who Died While Watching TV Sat Unfound for 42 Years

"People...It's very likely she owned her apartment. What I'm curious is whether the TV was still on, and if so - why didn't the cable company go after her? And if it was still on - was it showing shows from the 60s?"

OtioseScandal commented on Speed Racing Motorcycle Inspired By Aliens

"I'm not quite sure how the tires will turn... The only person who could possibly look cool on that bike is Will Smith as he's chasing zombies in I Am Legend."

OtioseScandal commented on Roomba Maker to Develop DARPA's ChemBot Morphing Robots

"@Log1c: You clearly missed Maria von Trapp's entrance in the Sound of Music, where she melts into a puddle, slips under the door and kills Sarah Conner."

OtioseScandal commented on Roomba Maker to Develop DARPA's ChemBot Morphing Robots

"They were going to make a robot that can turn door knobs, but then they realized that that isn't as grand an entrance."

OtioseScandal commented on LED LEGO Iron Man Minifig Explodes With Boozy Charm, RPG Rounds

"In similar news: Lego makes Terrorist Lego-men."

OtioseScandal commented on Superconductor-Powered Car is Energy Efficient Awesomeness

"Technicality - it doesn't bring resistance down to *zero*, but lowers it significantly. Back in my college days, I had the delightful opportunity to play with liquid Helium (~4deg Kelvin)."

OtioseScandal commented on Kathy Griffin Talks About Dating Woz on Today

"Kathy Griffin makes me want to cut off my penis and sell it for stock in Apple."