Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Sega Thinks E3 Felt Like A Hospital Corridor

"The problem with the new E3 is that it seems to have become all about the investors and intercompany dick-waving rather than the gamers."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Captain Rainbow Continues to Defy Belief

"@Falsoman: ALL HAIL CAPTAIN RAINBOW!"

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Captain Rainbow Continues to Defy Belief

"This is so incredibly, amazingly fucked up that it will be as many kinds of awesome as it is crazy. I doubt it'd make any more sense even if it was in English."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on How To Really Push Away A Pickup Artist

"@ManhattanManHatin': That wouldn't help here! If all else fails, kick them in the crotch and scream."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Brides-To-Be Are Fond Of Fisticuffs • Jenny Craig Co-Founder Dies

"Controlling parents lead to teen sex?"

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Homebrew Japanese DS Development Brings Tentacles

"Is ANYONE surprised, at all?"

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on No More Nintendo Surprises This Year

"To be honest, Nintendo has given as much as they can to the core gamers."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Japan's Bullet Train Gets Its Pokemon On (Pika! Pika!)

"Fast as lightnin'!"

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on "Cookie Monster" Mayor Targets Girl Scouts • Nurse Gives Wrong Woman Abortion

"Pissing off Girl Scouts, that's a great way to get re-elected! Believe me, angry kangaroos can fucking disembowel you..."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Is The Military Finally Going To Do Something About The Sexual Harassment Of Soldiers?

"Between the nature of the armed forces, and the culture of Iraq?"

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Many Egyptian Men Think Women Deserve To Be Harassed

"On behalf of half-decent guys everywhere, I fully support kicking these jerks in the balls."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on New Sonic Wii Game Revealed, Brings Much Needed Swordplay To Series

"...I'm hallucinating."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Jizz Mopping Through The Dildo Wonderland

"Badger-saw? Best."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Flock: Sheep Death In A Toy World

"Looks a bit harder than mustering (what Aussies call herding) real sheep."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Fable II's Condoms Made From "Only The Very Best Animal Intestines"

"...you people are disgusting."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Sonic Unleashed: Half Classic, Half Stretchy Werewolf

"I hate being a Sonic fan."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Black Canary Barbie Is A "Filthy" Girl • Marijuana Found At Indiana Girl Scout Camp

"@SleeplessNights: Nerd reporting! Black Canary has the superpower to project a super-loud sound wave from her mouth that can smash stuff up (please don't go into that), but she's also a martial artist and boxer, so she has a pretty good excuse to be fit."

Sabre_Justice: Okay, no more... commented on Texas Governor Perry Encourages Game Biz

"At least it's a sign that politicians have realised that the game biz has a future, and idiot parents don't, and they know who to suck up to now."