@The Prince: "across the pond" biscuits are "cookies".
I've never had cookies with gravy...

However, I have tried an American biscuit with gravy. It tasted okay. Unfortunately, I don't think you can buy American biscuits in the UK.

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@Haste may have: A time traveller walks into a bar.

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@Haste may have: The barman says, "We don't serve time travellers in here".

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@StyxaT: Popty

(The Welsh word for microwave is "popty ping")
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A piece of gold walks into a bar.

The Barman says "Au, get out of here"

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@al_capwn: December the 1st 2009

[gizmodo.com] - the first ever #whitenoise comment.

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@Pripyat: [uk.answers.yahoo.com]

"put the trousers in the freezer overnight and then it will just scrape off with a knife the next day."
A lot of the answers suggest this.
Whether it will work or not...?

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