"Now is the perfect time to bring back the old Hand Crank Starter on the front of the car, y'know, the kind that broke arms if you didn't have your thumb out of the way..."
"Sorry battery electric lawn mower, I've got 3/4 of an acre counting the space my house, garage and driveway take up, so your 1/4 acre an hour won't cut it, I've got 1/2 acre minimum, and I can mow it in about an hour with my gas lawn mower."
"How about Wendy's, I don't see how they can legally call their "Stack Attack" a "double cheese burger" because, while they do have two small, thin, meat patties THEY ONLY HAVE ONE FRACKING SLICE OF CHEESE!!!"
"Well, you all asked for Network Neutrality, I'd say AT&T letting tweakers steal all the lines is pretty damned fair to just about everybody, I mean it makes everybody equal, doesn't it?
/sarcasm"
"@Dr_Doofus: Of course, all those people talking about going from $22 a hour, or $14 per hour jobs to $7-$8 per hour in the comments on Consumerist are doing just fine."
"Wow, "non-lethal weapons are the ones I want used on me" what a great argument.
Less-lethal 'solutions' are not 100%, and these 'solutions' just happen to skyrocket in use (like the taser) because they are marginally safer.
I have not one book on my bookshelf devoted to conspiracy theory, nor am I writing one.
"Remember, a paranoid is merely someone in possession of all the facts." -Spider Jerusalem"
"You joke now, but it won't be funny when these fucking things are used on you (for exercising your 'right to freedom of speech, assembly, or bearing arms).
I wonder if there are people working on special suits to be able to protect you from these weapons..."
"Some of my friends have no taste in music.
Now if they had a light that came on and let me push a button and force them to listen to what I'M listening to, that would be awesome!"
"I understand how this "sensitive equipment" needs to be cooler, so we have to mount it above ground...
except for this thing called "summer."
I thought the temperatures underground were relatively stable, hence geothermal heating and cooling systems for homes.
Couldn't that be done on a somewhat smaller scale to keep this equipment underground?"
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