Shnyzx commented on Space Saving Ironing Board Ladder: As Smart As It Is Deadly

"I don't understand this. Ironing is for women and ladders for men, so does this mean I'll actually have to start talking to my girlfriend again?"

Shnyzx commented on Behind the Xbox 360 Hard Drive's Insane Price

"@OMG!"

Shnyzx commented on The Most Ghetto Car Stereo Ever Makes Duct Taped Windows Seem Classy

"High classing it with 52x speeds! Back in college I was too poor to buy a cd player for up at school, but I happened to have a spare PSU and CD-Rom Drive."

Shnyzx commented on Shareholder Sues Take-Two Over EA Bid

""take Take-Two to" Me head hurts"

Shnyzx commented on Comcast Ducks Out of Tomorrow's FCC Hearing at Stanford

"Comcast's lead Tech couldn't show up due to "not having ample time to prepare" AKA not enough time to figure out PR spin on real technical issues."

Shnyzx commented on Self-Stirring Cup of Tea Puts My Left Hand Out of a Job

"So instead of stirring it you stir it? I ain't self stirring if you still have to go through the motions."

Shnyzx commented on Rotator Bath-cum-Shower (Stop Sniggering at the Back) is Confusing

"I'm confused by the title alone! Sniggering at bodily fluids?"

Shnyzx commented on Yes, We Have Some Bananas, 'Cause We Saved Them With NANA Saver

"And here I thought that was an attachment to finally give me a "Banana Phone""

Shnyzx commented on Alienware's Updated Aurora Gaming Desktop Starts at $999

"Talk about overrated, go with your Lian LI."

Shnyzx commented on Dusty Wii Syndrome Returns With Launch of Mario Kart

"When my launch Wii died from smashitis, it certainly wasn't from smoke."

Shnyzx commented on Crutch Chair Design Transforms for Impromptu Sitting

"By sit I think they mean "overly complicated leaning""

Shnyzx commented on Don't Blow Up Satellites, Catch Them in Gigantic Blankets

"Why is it that lately all patents look like my unborn fetus drew them with a crayon? In an age of technological superiority, why can't a technological gadget such as this be drawn with more detail?"

Shnyzx commented on A Cellphone That Disintegrates and Sprouts Flowers, At Long Last

"@OmBass: I think you have last year mistaken with 4 years ago."

Shnyzx commented on Smart Guide Drill-Aid Will Stop Your Holes Wandering (Yes, I Said HOLES)

""Set Phazers to stun Captain!""

Shnyzx commented on World's Largest Wind Turbine Powers 5,000 Homes, is Very Big

"You'd only need 173 and you will have yourself a cool 1.21 Gigawatts!"

Shnyzx commented on Crappy Casemod Contest Still Ongoing

"Winner definatly needs more than just a box to be crappy. BTW what is the prize of said contest?"

Shnyzx commented on Porn Coming to Blu-ray; PS3 Owners, Jason Chen Very Excited

"@geschmidtt: How do you think I've had a copy of this ON my PS3 in HD for a few months now?"

Shnyzx commented on Speedy Power Boat Powered by Human Flab to Circumnavigate the Globe

"I saw this at the Miami International Boat show in Feb of this year."