Sora57 commented on "Blockbuster" Living History Museum Offers Insight Into the Past, at 11:37 PM on May 13 As always, the Onion brings tears to my eyes (from laughter). more »

Sora57 commented on Fuel Cell Vacuum: Eco-Friendly Cleaning That Your Chiropractor Will Love, at 11:36 PM on May 13 The fuel cell is replenished with "readily available ethanol." Yeah, they've got that at every 7-11. more »

Sora57 commented on Microsoft Surface Model Now American Gladiator, at 11:08 PM on May 13 American Glad he ate her. more »

Sora57 commented on Microsoft Surface Model Now American Gladiator, at 10:58 PM on May 13 If she bent over, her belt buckle would impale her. more »

Sora57 commented on The World's Most Terrifying Weapons, at 10:53 PM on May 13 Thank goodness for Valium. more »

Sora57 commented on Teste Touch: Deez Nuts Are Made for Ticklin', at 10:42 AM on May 13 @maven2k: At least you didn't mention the broken blood vessels. more »

Sora57 commented on Crutch Vader Avoids Jail, Dark Side Wins Again, at 10:22 AM on May 13 May the Fork be with you. Damn wrong utensil! more »

Sora57 commented on A New "World's Most Expensive" Gadget?, at 10:19 AM on May 13 The watch is pretty. more »

Sora57 commented on Memento Memory LifeBook Rocks the Oldies, at 9:55 AM on May 13 ...I was going to write something here but I forgot why... Do you speak whale? more »

Sora57 commented on Memento Memory LifeBook Rocks the Oldies, at 9:53 AM on May 13 The problem with this gadget and Alzheimer's is that the wearer needs to remember that what he/she is wearing is important and for his/her use. more »

Sora57 commented on Memento Memory LifeBook Rocks the Oldies, at 9:48 AM on May 13 Vat the hell is dis contraption on my neck? *throws in garbage. more »

Sora57 commented on A New "World's Most Expensive" Gadget?, at 9:40 AM on May 13 @Darrone: Inside his plants? more »

Sora57 commented on Teste Touch: Deez Nuts Are Made for Ticklin', at 6:35 AM on May 13 "when it's warm, they look like something you'd find in a JCC steam room" Hilarious. more »

Sora57 commented on Xbox 360 "Lips" Getting Announced Tomorrow?, at 9:49 PM on May 12 @Sora57: *okay 'package' is probably the wrong word... more »

Sora57 commented on Giant Missile Command: The Best Use of Multitouch to Date, at 9:40 PM on May 12 @Sora57: *Defender. more »

Sora57 commented on Xbox 360 "Lips" Getting Announced Tomorrow?, at 9:38 PM on May 12 @Curves: True, but if you're surrounded by excrement, might as well get the one in the pretty package. more »

Sora57 commented on Giant Missile Command: The Best Use of Multitouch to Date, at 9:29 PM on May 12 @TheCapt: Remember that video arcade game defenders? more »

Sora57 commented on Xbox 360 "Lips" Getting Announced Tomorrow?, at 2:41 PM on May 12 Does this mean when you need tech support they will call it "lip service"? more »