av8thor commented on A $15,000 Gran Turismo Pod: Still Cheaper Than Ferrari, Lamborghini or Porsche

"@Sexpun Tocome: Uh, Carrera GT?"

av8thor commented on A $15,000 Gran Turismo Pod: Still Cheaper Than Ferrari, Lamborghini or Porsche

"Bolt in the $2400 65" Olevia from Woot yesterday and this thing might just open a wormhole and travel through time..."

av8thor commented on Mexico's Rich Embedding GPS-Assisted RFID Tags Under Their Skin In Case of Kidnapping

"Other drawbacks?"

av8thor commented on Question of the Day: Would You Prefer a Bidet Over a Regular Toilet Setup?

"Uh, not designed for the same function sparky."

av8thor commented on Kite Surfer Goes Out During Tropical Storm, Learns Valuable Lesson About the Power of Nature

"Darwin, party of one, your table is ready."

av8thor commented on Star Wars: The Clone Wars Review (Or, The First Star Wars Movie You Will Truly Hate)

"@ajpen: The opening starship battle in RotS was STUNNING."

av8thor commented on MIT Student Hackers Revealing How to Get Free Subway Rides Is National Security Threat

"Well at least electronic voting systems are un-hackable.... Let's have a vote, which political party do YOU think has hired the best hackers to be able to swing the election? DNC?"

av8thor commented on China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

"@Noobs-R-Us: The difference is that in China, free thought on the part of the populace is considered destabilizing to national security. In the US you need to um, just ..... Nevermind <----- Googles "Canadian Immigration Policy""

av8thor commented on Millennium Falcon Cake Can't Hyperspace, But is Best Birthday Cake Ever

""What do you mean?"

av8thor commented on Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Typewriter Up for Sale

"@Noobs-R-Us: Yeah like all those dumb old rags those dudes Monet and Renoir painted on."

av8thor commented on Millennium Falcon Cake Can't Hyperspace, But is Best Birthday Cake Ever

"They're coming in too fast!!!"

av8thor commented on Fart Tanks Fight Methane, Give Al Gore Weird Ideas

"Not Real."

av8thor commented on Boeing Working on Real-Life Colonial Marines Dropship

"Yeah, I have a question, how do I get out of this chicken-sh*t outfit?"

av8thor commented on Dallas Cowboys Stadium Will Have World's Largest Video Screen

"Nothing like watching Fail at epic dimensions."

av8thor commented on Boeing Working on Real-Life Colonial Marines Dropship

"I much prefer the Starship Troopers approach - 10000 mph ass-first into the atmosphere in a Mork-ish space egg."

av8thor commented on Flying Cars, Cloud Cities and Other Forgotten Inventions of Buckminster Fuller

"Epicot?"

av8thor commented on Alien-Taping Jeff Peckman Also Has a Metatron Personal Harmonizer to Sell You

"And the award for post of the day goes to creepypete! For his efforts pete wins an EXTRA LARGE roll of heavy duty aluminum foil with which to encase his pointy head. Let us know when the Black Helicopters arrive, creepypete."

av8thor commented on Hard Drive Crusher: How Much Would You Spend to Secure Your Data?

"$11.5K for a hydraulic press with a $1000 per year service contract? Jesus has a product EVER said "No-bid Government Contract" more clearly? Your tax dollars at work."