Oh noz, the black hole has got him!

Quick, thrown him some string, he must be saved!
Honestly, I had quite a lot of fun.

They were..... sexy..... #whitenoise
Apparently I can't reply to your other comment cause it's "too short".

Some bastard to it for me being funny. Never cared to get it back.

IT'S OK THOUGH, MORE SEXY RUMPUS, LESS TALKING. #whitenoise
Hey guys, remember that word that kept showing up? What was it.....? It felt very moist.

OH YEAH, SPORTAGE SPORTAGE SPORTAGE! #whitenoise
Giz Tech Monkey: OH FUCK, THEY'RE BACK!?!!!!!

FORTIFY THE SERVERS, WE HAVE GIFS INCOMING!
Well, it's been a long time.

Hello again. #whitenoise
Lies and slander. I'm very well under 30, and yet I went to the 1998 re-launch of A New Hope in theaters, met ol' George himself, all when I was naught but a babe.

The first time I saw A New Hope, Empire and RotJ, it was in theaters, they were the original cuts, and I love them so much despite their flaws.

The year after I saw Star Wars for the first time, I saw the Phantom Menace.

Even then, at age 7, I knew it wasn't Star Wars. Star Wars isn't about the film quality, or the size of the screen you watch it on, or how loud it is, it's about the journey. Watching Luke, no one but a simple farmer, grow into the leader of the fight for the freedom of the galaxy, and watching him confront his deepest fears and achieve his greatest dreams, all in the short span of 3 movies, is Star Wars.

Star Wars is about me. It's about you. I can re-create the exact same experience right now if I wanted, because the movies don't change enough for it to matter. The only noticeable change to one of the characters that George has made so far is making Han shoot second. When he shot first, it cemented the idea in your mind that this guy was not to be fucked with.

Let George have his fun, he still won't change the core message, which is what matters.
I have a penis (read: I'm a dude) and I don't wear my boxers for more than a shower cycle, which is almost always 24 hours.

I do wear my sports boxers multiple times before they get washed, but they aren't supposed to be the picture of cleanliness.

My sheets get washed AT LEAST every 2 weeks, if not much sooner. I don't understand why you would live like that.
Yeah, this is just odd. I reported it to Gawker Tech Monkeys already. #whitenoise
Can't reply to you in #whitenoise, but greys such as me can't post there. You're correct.
Nick Denton senda meesa to tella you "Gosa to hell". #whitenoise
I'm curious to see if I can even post. Previous few don't seem to have worked on Giz. #whitenoise
I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm going to say "FUCK YOU".

It's preemptive. #whitenoise
You know what, this new layout doesn't suck as hard as I thought it would.

Kind of doesn't look great on my netbook, font is one size to large, replies don't always show when you click the "See X replies".

Also, notifications seem nonexistent.

Besides that, I kind of like it. Kind of.

But, Adam Savage No Like = Me No Like [twitter.com]
#whitenoise
You know what, this new layout doesn't suck as hard as I thought it would.

Kind of doesn't look great on my netbook, font is one size to large, replies don't always show when you click the "See X replies".

Also, notifications seem nonexistent.

Besides that, I kind of like it. Kind of.

But, Adam Savage No Like = Me No Like [twitter.com]
You know what, this new layout doesn't suck as hard as I thought it would.

Kind of doesn't look great on my netbook, font is one size to large, replies don't always show when you click the "See X replies".

Also, notifications seem nonexistent.

Besides that, I kind of like it. Kind of.

Also, here's a picture of Han and Chewie for your consideration.

Edit: ADAM SAVAGE NO LIKEY = ME NO LIKEY
[twitter.com]

#whitenoise
And you leave out Teal'c.....

Our beloved Teal'c.
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