Jasontrainer commented on Red and Green Limited Edition Xbox 360 Controllers Coming in September

"Red is my favorite color so I will take a red one please."

Jasontrainer commented on Intel Health Guide Lets Doctors Check Up On You Electronically

"What if your ding dong hurts?"

Jasontrainer commented on NSFW Video: Topless Wii Fit Lets You Exercise In Front Of Your Computer

"@Weihovah: Given that her waist is larger than her flat butt I would say it isn't much different than watching a dude."

Jasontrainer commented on Netherlands To Get World's Largest Indoor Golf Complex

"@ittekimasu: Et Al I practice at Chelsea Piers and I have never (nor have I ever seen anyone) go over the top line of the netting."

Jasontrainer commented on Boeing JHL-40 Heavy-Lift Rotorcraft Is Massive Floating Crane

"Yay Oil!"

Jasontrainer commented on Batpod Makes Its Way to the British Formula One Grand Prix

"@PaaatrickBabyBoy: Terrible video, it doesn't even show the pod in action!"

Jasontrainer commented on Cardboard Bicycle Costs Just $30, Don't Leave It Out in the Rain

"On what is ostensibly a very serious nerd board I am really surprised no one has yet to mention Chevette Washington's paper core Japanese messenger bike from William Gibson's Virtual Light. The hilarious bit is that the novel is set in 2005."

Jasontrainer commented on BuzzBall Brings the Rollercoaster Experience to Your Backyard

"Yo I NEED one of those!"

Jasontrainer commented on 22-Year-Old Set To Sail The Mississippi On a Boat Made From Juice Cartons

"oh Juice cartons..."

Jasontrainer commented on Spaniards Take the Movie Office Space Very Seriously

"I ALWAYS get cooked out of my skull on mary then run into the nearest Irish bar and start yelling racial slurs until someone gets mad enough to throw something at me and then the fight gets going and I am happy destruction therapy man. Oh wait..."

Jasontrainer commented on Ben Heck Mods Atari 7800 into Portable Retro-Gaming Wonder

"Wow Pole POsition!"

Jasontrainer commented on Microsoft's Next-Gen PC Design Competition Winners Announced

"Bounty the quicker picker upper..."

Jasontrainer commented on Speed Racing Motorcycle Inspired By Aliens

"@OtioseScandal: I am (a) Legendary Robot"

Jasontrainer commented on Disney RC Tinkerbell Ornithopter Redefines the Term "Flying Fairy"

"It would be really cool if they had a Hulk one..."

Jasontrainer commented on Dealzmodo: Logitech Harmony 1000 Universal Remote For $249 (50% Off)

"Will it control my cable box with DVR?"

Jasontrainer commented on Philadelphia to Fake Out Drivers With 3D Speed Bump Images

"Oh wait, already said... um..."

Jasontrainer commented on Philadelphia to Fake Out Drivers With 3D Speed Bump Images

"@morcheeba: Duuuude great idea! Why not 3D pictures of kids playing in the street?"

Jasontrainer commented on Moleskine Sketchbook Turned into iPod touch Case/Reader

"Oh man that is going to get him Soooo laid!"