<![CDATA[Comments from Stueymon]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Stueymon]]> <![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Who Will Romance Jewel Staite On Stargate Atlantis?]]> Who will romance jewel staite?

ME thats who!

*sigh* i wish....

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Is This The Greatest Job Ever?]]> Applied!

you suckers might aswell give up now, i'm a writing student at university! plus, i'm awesome,

modest too

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on What's Really The Worst Superhero Movie Of All Time?]]> Daredevil bored me to tears, i was gonna vote for supergirl but then i looked at the picture and forgot what i was doing for a second...

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Tokyo's Eco-Apocalypse]]> if we're gonna have an apocalypse, can we have this one? it looks so nice and relaxed, and not so painful like the nuclear ones

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Please Oh Please Let Scotty Write Star Wars]]> Simon pegg needs a molten toilet because that man literally shits gold all the time.

the man loves star wars and sci-fi, Tim bisley was pretty much him magnified.

if pegg writes a new star wars it could theoretically re-invingorate the series

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Helena Bonham Carter Reveals How Her Crazy Will Be Used In Terminator 4]]> mmmmmmm helen bottom carter :D i cant pronounce her name and that sounds funnier.

i cant see what role she'll play in T4, but i know i'll be salivating all the way

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on The Best And Worst Fake American Accents From Scifi's Army Of Brits]]> @Hookey: you are right on the money with that, regional accents in britain are so complex its hard to fake it, i had a friend and his fianceé talking about their regional dialects and they're from less than a mile away! (eccles and urmston, yep i'm a manc too!)

jane leeves' character always annoyed me with the pretence that manchester was this tiny town in the hills...

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on The Best And Worst Fake American Accents From Scifi's Army Of Brits]]> @Lizzie24601: isn't john barrowman canadian?

does Battlestar and Star wars count? technically the characters are from different planets, let alone countries, so why would they have the normal american accent?

and i used to get really angry when brits were played by americans. it's probably a british pride thing really but it doesn't bother me when we play americans. hell i didnt know lena headly was british

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on The Master Chief Zooms Up Out Of The Darkness, But Will Microsoft Push Him Back Down?]]> it seems very odd that microsoft would put the brakes on a halo film, i mean, who's heard of microsoft turning down money? Halo is one of the biggest and well known games around and the film could make tons of money. this leads me to two conclusions.

1 microsoft want halo to be truly treated well as a film and want to make the first proper game film

or

2 microsoft have gotten sick of money and have massive furnaces where they burn money

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on New Knight Rider Will Fight Complex Terrorists]]> @Mazda Plainview: "Michael, that man is tan and foreign, lets kick his ass" :D

and the car should have been a veyron...they are so awesome *dream*

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Zero Punctuation Reviews E3 '08's Trailers]]> while i do enjoy yahtzee ripping on a poor defenseless game with acerbic wit i really wish he would lighten up and point out some stuff he enjoys too.

i agree on the point he made about everything being sequels these days, i was starting to get irritated with hollywood too basically being either comic book films, or sequels or yadda yadda ripoff material.

i know i'll end up watching the comic book ripoffs and such but i'd like to see something new to interest me, which is why i was so giddy to see wall-e :D yeah thats right! and i fucking LOVED IT!

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Which Will Be Cooler: Terminator 4, Or Sarah Connor Season 2?]]> @MISS MERCY STREET: yeah i found out shortly... but i still stand by what i said for even attempting it! when i rule the world he'll be one of the many against the wall

@kolacek: Psst, its in the article! just above the video :P "When The Man Comes Around"

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Which Will Be Cooler: Terminator 4, Or Sarah Connor Season 2?]]> i was gonna say T4 because Christian bale playing the badass john connor is SUPPOSED to be rather than the uber wimp thomas dekker plays him as (stahl who?) but then i reached the point about mcG and thought "hmm, what else has he actually done?"

Well he's doing a remake of Spaced.

Fuck.
Him.

Fuck him in the arse with a hammerhead shark.

SCC has my vote now...(yeah i'll probably still see the film too.. i'm such a whore)

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on See The Face-Tentacled Beast Behind District 9's ARGs]]> Ah bugger, didnt let me embed them >.< i thought thats how you pop clickable videos into the comments?

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on See The Face-Tentacled Beast Behind District 9's ARGs]]> he did a bunch of short films for halo 3 too, which looked really good and made a promising start to the halo movie before it got canned. there's another short couple of shorts too... i'll see if i can hunt them down actually!

Halo 3 - Landfall

Yellow

Tetra Vaal

Hope that helps!

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Richard Garriott Wants Your DNA!]]> What dya wanna bet that two of mankinds greatest achievements is ultima and tabula rasa? Damn Garriot! stop telling aliens lies!

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on An Orgy of Zombie Games]]> Dead rising? resident evil? the elder scrolls games? (get all medieval on their zombie arse!) even half life had zombies

you want real training, play video games, dead rising is the best pic for a real zombie apocolypse

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Two Men and a Dalek Mask Arrested in Weird Ex-Girlfriend Kidnapping Plot]]> Poor love sick loony.

less sympathetic, stupid gutless crime commiting idiot who takes insane amounts of money from friends when he really should have taken him to the pub and given him the plenty of worlds out there and its not the end of the fish.

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Which Summer Movie Franchise Has Earned A Nice Rest?]]> Batman definitely, the last two films ended on such an awesome high, lets just remember how awesome they ended and not have another bat-nipple-tacular farce

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on They're Putting Anti-Aging Enzymes in the Water]]> isn't q10 in all those anti-ageing creams people slather over their faces? maybe they should be eating it instead.

and if you want your right to age naturally, i suggest switching from water to Jack daniels ;) Feel 50 years older, every morning!

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Coming Of Age In The Aussie Apocalypse]]> Excellent, much better than some feature length stuff out there. speaking of feature length, this would be pretty nifty if it was longer.

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Face-Hugger Clean Up In Aisle Twelve]]> The title sounds like it belongs in an 80s video game and the some blatent theivery from alien doesn't help the film.

but i'm interested, if it comes on sci-fi or any other channel over here i'll give it a chance.

i think most horror films have to be quaruntined really, there is almost always a certain amount of being trapped in an area that horror films need. all the classic horror films have some quaruntine, alien films, the thing, night/dawn/day of the dead.

simply not being able to excape the horror for long makes it scarier.

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Telltale Teases Wallace & Gromit]]> @stargateheaven:
@Psychomax:

Pretty sure thats how your supposed to hold your knife and fork, forky lefty, knifey righty.

i heard yanks only use one at a time? or did i see that on telly...

and back on topic.. a wallace and gromit game? i dont think it could capture the charm of the original

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Watch The Wolverine Trailer, Plus A Sneak Peek At Bruckheimer's Eleventh Hour]]> Nifty, where's the bit where wolverine kicks the persian messanger into that big hole? :D

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Exclusive: Nathan Fillion Explains Captain Hammer's Superpowers]]> @Evdor: and a razor, that hobo trim isn't really working

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Nothing Can Stop The Dark Knight]]> Damn it stop talking about hell boy 2! its not out in the uk yet and i wanna avoid spoilers >.<

back to the subject at hand, if they did another batman it would suffer the previous fate of spiderman. DK goes so far to have two awesome villains who fit well into the gritty and semi-realistic version of batman that Nolan has created.

i came out of the cinema with my friends and all of us couldn't think of a villain who could be close enough to reality to fit into a third film. closest we got was either the riddler, which would be too similar to the manic genius of this joker anyway, or penguin, whom is feasible enough to exist himself, his methods of villainy linked to penguins would just be too silly.

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Whither Monkey Island: 'Puzzles Are For Geezers'?]]> i've had many good times with puzzle games, sam and max hit the road was one of the first games i played.

i suppose you could say portal is a puzzle game of sorts, but not quite the point and click style. maybe something like mass effect, all the interaction and puzzle solving minus the gun play. chuck some good humour in for good mesure and i'd be sold

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on The Mist's True Horror Exists Only In Bernie Wrightson's Mind]]> Thanks io9, ANOTHER night of not sleeping for me.

although i did kinda like the mist, its one of those films i would like to know more (where did they come from..why.. etc) but wouldn't mind if i never heard from it again.

is it a book adaptation? i cant remember

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on The Dead Space Trailer So Scary It's Banned]]> that was a scary as pie... sorry that wasnt funny but...well neither is pie. it's just pie.

i do hope this game is good considering the major hype its getting but i'm not holding my breath, i'm expecting sub-par gameplay and action. it seems they took "the thing" (game) and put it in space

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented]]> You got fringe in my watchmen!

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented]]> D'oh!

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Ent Vs. Bot — Who Wins?]]> if this guy is working for ubisoft, there's a chance this may be a concept footage for a game? something being considered perhaps?

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Has a New Species of Insect Appeared in the Middle of London?]]> its the Judas Breed! dont go near any strangers with a clicking habit

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Where Does This Ghostbusters Trailer Go?]]> Wow that looks clunky... i hope they sort out the animation, and a book mosnter? Really?

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on First Look At Terminator 4's Underwater Kill-Bots]]> @dcartist: His real name is Merriwether claire Gertrude. bet McG doesn't sound so bad now

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Duke Nukem Trilogy Trailer Takes The Cake]]> "You! get the jpegs! YOU! load flash! i'll start waiting on this guitar like i'm having a fit, WE CAN DO THIS!"

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on Giles Gets Stab-Happy With A Scapel In New Repo Stills]]> ok, i'll admit, after finally getting dr.horrible to work, my hatred of musicals is dimming. Damn people like joss whedon and jonathon coulton making catchy tunes about robots and death rays... just sprinkle me with crack while your at it!

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on First Look At Terminator 4's Underwater Kill-Bots]]> oh and thankyou! (io9 seems extra lovely today, sorry to tantrum and double, well triple post now lol)

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on First Look At Terminator 4's Underwater Kill-Bots]]> @Charlie Jane Anders: yay! i saw it :D big giant claw thing picking people up? i dunno how awesome this film will be, but big giant claws are always a good start, and for a better start you add christian bale (who will next play john mclane, Luke sky walker and darth vader, simultaneously, he's taking over the childhood of the western world!) and your off to big shiney places.

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<![CDATA[Stueymon commented on First Look At Terminator 4's Underwater Kill-Bots]]> *sniffle* it...wont...work!!!! *Sob* on my birthday too... >.<

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