Tattertotter commented on New York State Senate Votes Down Gay Marriage

"Wow, instant superstar."

Tattertotter commented on 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'

"Penelope: I know, I know, like he used to make me read all these shitty pamphlets about getting "clear" and how Scientology could win me an Oscar--Holy Crap, and this from a guy who likes to cruise Sunset in a limo for boys to blow! Nicole: Absolutely, same deal for me except I told him about a year after we were married that if he used the word "suppressive" around me one more time, I'd release that video Mimi made of the pool party in Cabo where he lined-up the entire waitstaff--at least, the lightest and prettiest boys--and sucked them all dry."

Tattertotter commented on Top Chef: Three Chefs and a Little Lady

"I haven't read anything so stunningly over-the-top since I dropped three tabs of mescaline and read all of Gravity's Rainbow."

Tattertotter commented on The Women of Tiger Woods

"@Lysergic Asset: Dear Lys: Please look at the chart on the far wall and read out loud the letters of the smallest line you can see."

Tattertotter commented on The Women of Tiger Woods

"Tiger's taste in women seems pretty consistent: white, bland "model" looks, long straight hair, preferably blonde, and--I'm just guessing here--no sistahs need apply."

Tattertotter commented on The Gawker Skybox (Update: Had) Issues: An Apology and Explanation

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy's box."

Tattertotter commented on Push Him Real Good

"Cameron, thinking: Hmm, was that scene in Vanilla Sky where I told Tom "."