Twp3pf2 commented on Japanese iPhone 3G Is Perverts' Worst Friend

"What happened to the days when we wanted an annoying soundbite for every function of the computer?"

Twp3pf2 commented on This is What Happens When You Combine Boba Fett, Flashdance and Fireworks

"I didn't remember the breakdancing part--all I remembered is the the legs, the legs, the legs, and then about six years later finding out they didn't belong to Jennifer Beals."

Twp3pf2 commented on Huge Rubber Snake is No Joke, Generates Power From Waves

"I'm impressed by the generally on-topic nature of comments."

Twp3pf2 commented on 10 Gadgety Reasons Why I Love America

"Re: Hillary Nutcracker: If she'd had her legs open like that more often, either Bill wouldn't have been impeached, or she would definitely be the next president. Re: Knife-gun: Waiting for two of them on a chain."

Twp3pf2 commented on How the New Mission to the Moon Will Work

"Mad props to Neil Armstrong for keeping it so mellow with his first words, but if it was me stepping off that lander, you'd hear, "Wooooooh!"

Twp3pf2 commented on NASA Scientists Make Magnetic Fields Visible, Beautiful

"Pfft."

Twp3pf2 commented on How to Make Unimpressive GPS Art Just Like The Pros

"Thanks for not putting a NSFW tag on those boobs, JERKS!"

Twp3pf2 commented on Infinity Aquarium Is a Goldfish Freedom Simulator

"Instead, I suggest the toilet-tank-fish-survival-game: a special toilet tank with a small survival pool and a bell. Every time you flush, the bell rings, warning the fish that it has two-and-a-half seconds to swim into the survival pool before it is sucked down the trap with the rest of the crap. Every time the fish survives, you add a little tick-mark to the wall above the toilet and rename the fish (i.e."

Twp3pf2 commented on Video: How Iron Man Gets Dressed

"@Thrubeingcool: I get the Superman reference, but this has totally inspired me to start a list of things you can't do in phone booths."

Twp3pf2 commented on Video: How Iron Man Gets Dressed

"@kirby822: Winner."

Twp3pf2 commented on Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room

"@Mongoose: I thought the charge was for the extra weight."

Twp3pf2 commented on Dreamliner's Secret Crew Quarters Should be Called Orgy Room

"@liveinvt: Winner."

Twp3pf2 commented on Best Windows Error Ever May Rip Time-Space Continuum, Destroy Reality

"@RoyalKennebecasisAdventurersSociety: Ah."

Twp3pf2 commented on What Would Chicks Do for a Klondike Bar? Give Up Their Password

"I'm okay with the story, but would like to clobber the person who chose the picture."

Twp3pf2 commented on Cycle Bag: Twinkie Storage Unit For Big-Assed Cyclists

""You simply don't come across many cyclists with asses wide enough to engulf a meter stick." You've got the stick turned the wrong way."

Twp3pf2 commented on Remote Pet Feeder: Dish Out the Food and Watch Precious Eat From Around the Globe

"Pfft."

Twp3pf2 commented on Robots Sniff Out Pollens So Japanese Don't Have To

"Remember when I pretended I was going to kill you? I bet you think I'm trying to use reverse psychology on you; well, I'm not. Don't do it!"

Twp3pf2 commented on Best LEGO Sets in History

"My son started a blog (not going to link it here) where he puts up a slideshow of Lego spaceships and vehicles he builds."