Twp3pf2 commented on BlackBerry Javelin Sells for $17,000 on eBay

"@seamustry: Thank you."

Twp3pf2 commented on Caption Contest: iPhone Cupcakes

""Welcome to the 2067 re-opening of the Smithsonian."

Twp3pf2 commented on Israeli City Using DNA Testing to Fight Rampant Dog Poop Problems

"What if the DNA in the poop is from the dog that your dog just ate?"

Twp3pf2 commented on Google's Chrome Comic Gets Bastardized 70 Different Ways

"I cried a little. Ponies, you magnificent bastard: I."

Twp3pf2 commented on Question of the Day: What's Your Most Expensive, Dumbest Gadget Oops?

"My worst blunder is still the all-but-forgotten clicking "reply to all" instead of "reply" while making a snarky comment in the middle of a business e-mail dialogue."

Twp3pf2 commented on Japanese iPhone 3G Is Perverts' Worst Friend

"What happened to the days when we wanted an annoying soundbite for every function of the computer?"

Twp3pf2 commented on This is What Happens When You Combine Boba Fett, Flashdance and Fireworks

"I didn't remember the breakdancing part--all I remembered is the the legs, the legs, the legs, and then about six years later finding out they didn't belong to Jennifer Beals."

Twp3pf2 commented on Huge Rubber Snake is No Joke, Generates Power From Waves

"I'm impressed by the generally on-topic nature of comments."

Twp3pf2 commented on 10 Gadgety Reasons Why I Love America

"Re: Hillary Nutcracker: If she'd had her legs open like that more often, either Bill wouldn't have been impeached, or she would definitely be the next president. Re: Knife-gun: Waiting for two of them on a chain."

Twp3pf2 commented on How the New Mission to the Moon Will Work

"Mad props to Neil Armstrong for keeping it so mellow with his first words, but if it was me stepping off that lander, you'd hear, "Wooooooh!"