Upsilon commented on Best Buy Calls You An "Asshole" For Not Showing Your Receipt

"Please."

Upsilon commented on Domino's Tests The Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

"@Darascon: Answer to #2:A semi truck painted with an American flag motif on the cab, racial slurs written on the trailer, and filled with various bloody animal appendages. Oh, and it runs on rainbows and smiles, so fuel is scarce. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on Ymup Oxygen Generating Backpack For Thin-Air Adventures

"You know some idiot is going to try scuba diving in one of these.There's literally no end to Human stupidity.Not saying I haven't done my part of it... ~Y"

Upsilon commented on M.A.D. Gamepad Features Tiny, Detachable Steering Wheel

"If you increased the size, this would be the perfect controller to fit in the hands of the Cloverfield monster. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on Ferrari To Rich Customers: You Give Us Money, We Build You A One-Off

"Two words:Battle Cars. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on The Magnetic Forcefield Tech in Batman: Gotham Knight

"Oh, that's so awesome."

Upsilon commented on Question of the Day: Would You Save a Gadget From a Burning Building?

"Insurance may cover the damage, but no money could bring back all of my art.I'd go in to save my portable hard drive. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on US Cellular Ad Tries Really Hard to Make Yapping On Your Phone in Public a Beautiful Thing

"HAY!"

Upsilon commented on So, We're Probably Never Going To Know Where The Salmonella Came From

"It's simple, really.It cam from terrorists.By terrorists, I mean foreigners.By foreigners, I mean Nazis.By Nazis, I mean Aryans.By Aryans, I mean white people.By white people, I mean George Bush. You see what I did thar? Oh, and I'm white, so it's apparently cool to call Bush a stupid cracker. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on Military TGER Generator Runs on Trash

"@pernicious: That's what the military calls targets who have been eliminated, lol."

Upsilon commented on What Do You Want to Ask LEGO?

"I'd appreciate if you'd ask them why in hell they would fuck up the Summer 2008 Toa like this...Onua is supposed to have fucking claws!"

Upsilon commented on Do You Have Any Naked Pictures Of Your Mother? The TSA Does

"Hey, maybe this thing will finally get me some tail..."

Upsilon commented on The Year of the iPhone, Again

"...Is someone at the Giz listening to a little DMX, by chance? ~Y"

Upsilon commented on G.M. Will Close 4 Plants, May Sell "Hummer"

"@ohiomensch: Huh."

Upsilon commented on PSP Gets Involved In Upskirt Shenanigans

"@ANoel: Really?"