Upsilon commented on Caption Contest: Big Honking Camera

"Now hold on while I charge my lazer flash..."

Upsilon commented on Cranky Windows Guy: Apple's iPhone Bugs Stopped Me From Switching to a Mac

"I'd switch over to Apple, but I rather breathing oxygen than my own farts. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on Giant Cold-War Era Russian Proton Rocket Successfully Launches Giant Satellite Into Space

"Any chance that thing turns into a giant robot? ~Y"

Upsilon commented on Tattoo? Symbiote? What the Hell is That Thing On Olympian Kerri Walsh's Shoulder?

"I think as soon as they make red-and-blue versions of this tape, there will be a sudden influx of Superman sightings... ~Y"

Upsilon commented on 3D Business Cards Are Good For One Application, If That

"I don't know about pop-up business cards, but I manufacture my own 3D business cards. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on Best Buy Calls You An "Asshole" For Not Showing Your Receipt

"Please."

Upsilon commented on Domino's Tests The Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

"@Darascon: Answer to #2:A semi truck painted with an American flag motif on the cab, racial slurs written on the trailer, and filled with various bloody animal appendages. Oh, and it runs on rainbows and smiles, so fuel is scarce. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on Ymup Oxygen Generating Backpack For Thin-Air Adventures

"You know some idiot is going to try scuba diving in one of these.There's literally no end to Human stupidity.Not saying I haven't done my part of it... ~Y"

Upsilon commented on M.A.D. Gamepad Features Tiny, Detachable Steering Wheel

"If you increased the size, this would be the perfect controller to fit in the hands of the Cloverfield monster. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on Ferrari To Rich Customers: You Give Us Money, We Build You A One-Off

"Two words:Battle Cars. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on The Magnetic Forcefield Tech in Batman: Gotham Knight

"Oh, that's so awesome."

Upsilon commented on Question of the Day: Would You Save a Gadget From a Burning Building?

"Insurance may cover the damage, but no money could bring back all of my art.I'd go in to save my portable hard drive. ~Y"

Upsilon commented on US Cellular Ad Tries Really Hard to Make Yapping On Your Phone in Public a Beautiful Thing

"HAY!"

Upsilon commented on So, We're Probably Never Going To Know Where The Salmonella Came From

"It's simple, really.It cam from terrorists.By terrorists, I mean foreigners.By foreigners, I mean Nazis.By Nazis, I mean Aryans.By Aryans, I mean white people.By white people, I mean George Bush. You see what I did thar? Oh, and I'm white, so it's apparently cool to call Bush a stupid cracker. ~Y"