ImAManImForty commented on Rex Grossman or Kyle Orton? A Coin Flip Shall Decide Chicago's Quarterbacking Fate

"If Rex had flipped the coin, no one would have caught it.If Kyle flipped the coin, it goes straight into a Solo cup."

ImAManImForty commented on Rick Mahorn Still Can't Figure Out How To Talk To Girls

"@Drew Magary: how did you not get a plus one for that in 8 hours??"

ImAManImForty commented on Tim Tebow Won't Do Playboy

"Josh Hamilton has some stories to share with Mr."

ImAManImForty commented on The Unhinged, Passionate Fury Of One H.G. Bissinger Reveals Itself Again

"@KarlHungus: I am fine, just bruised about the head, neck, shoulders and back."

ImAManImForty commented on The Unhinged, Passionate Fury Of One H.G. Bissinger Reveals Itself Again

"@Civil Negligence: +1 beer on me next time you are in Orlando"

ImAManImForty commented on Ya' Ever Play A Game Called "Texas Muffin Tumble" Lil' Lady?

"@HIV 2 Elway Resurrected: this all smacks of McCarthyism."

ImAManImForty commented on Queen Elizabeth Looks Fantastic in Her Swimsuit

"GILF? and... And, quite frankly, she looks better than half the ladies half her age who wear half the bathing costumes - FIXED"

ImAManImForty commented on The Second Coming Of Josh Hamilton Begins Tonight

"I feel obliged to respond, but can't find the words..."

ImAManImForty commented on The Second Coming Of Josh Hamilton Begins Tonight

"I feel compelled to respond, but don't know quite what to say..."

ImAManImForty commented on Breaking Down College Football's Championship Futures Market

"@Where is Ron Mercer!!: so we should load up on Army and the wishbone?"

ImAManImForty commented on Breaking Down College Football's Championship Futures Market

"I put an "atm coupon" on Texas Tech at 75-1...love that schedule and if they are undefeated they *must* be in the champ game."

ImAManImForty commented on Dunks As Life Changers

"@Ass_Cobra: my god thank you."

ImAManImForty commented on Our First Deadspin Beaver Pelt Trader of the Week

"@Mr."

ImAManImForty commented on Are You Offended By ESPN?

"@Babcocksure: wow, yes!"

ImAManImForty commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Philadelphians Will Treat Alyssa Milano With Dignity And Respect

"@Matt Sussman: you get Rod Carew."

ImAManImForty commented on Yankees Radio Announcers Have Grotesque Eating Habits

"@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: 1994 Florida State versus Notre Dame in Orlando."

ImAManImForty commented on Jenn Sterger Fondly Remembers Erin Andrews When She Was Just An Attractive Nobody

"Jenn, if you insist [down on knees]"

ImAManImForty commented on LenDale White Hates Tecmo Bowl, America

"Hey, hey, hey, it's Lendale's time to play..."