YouCanEatMe commented on Interview: Ralph Nader Says We're Living Under Corporate Fascism

"This asshole is a good chunk of the reason Bush ended up in the White House."

YouCanEatMe commented on Read The Byron Review Yourself

"This nut job will screw herself into the ground just as quick as JT."

YouCanEatMe commented on Why Was Gran Turismo 5 Prologue Download Borked?

"Chug that kool aid like you mean it boy."

YouCanEatMe commented on GTA IV Street Map Leaked

"I can't wait to get back to the Big Apple this summer, look around and think."

YouCanEatMe commented on 50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING

"Lead Story on CNN... Having tried EVERYTHING else and failed, the United States today, made the decision to pull all of it's troops out of the Middle East and Afghanistan and instead send rapper, 50 Cent to find and kill Osama BinLaden and his fabled crystal skull. Now here's Ollie with the weather..."

YouCanEatMe commented on Caught Downloading Copyrighted Material—Now What?

"Encrypt your Bittorent traffic then tell them to go pound sand up their asses."

YouCanEatMe commented on Why the PlayStation Hate

"@shikaningen: "I think of the stereotypical 360 user, I think of a neckless, rude, crass, coarse, angry, violent, aggressive, arrogant, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, senseless, artless, uncultured, bigoted, intolerant, testosterone-laden, jock douchebag." As opposed to the elitist, living in denial, PS3 owner?"

YouCanEatMe commented on Why the PlayStation Hate

"@dexterr: Yeah but the point it was trying to make is that rumble wasn't coming out at all because it was "a last Gen feature" until they got their asses handed to them in court, payed the settlement and made nice with Immersion."

YouCanEatMe commented on Yes, These Metal Gear Online Screens Feature A Man Catapult

"Yeah it's already available on PSN for $10."

YouCanEatMe commented on Real Pilot Seat for Real Combat Flight Simulator Pilots

"@Hello_Newman: Rig it to fire you through the skylight and into the pool."

YouCanEatMe commented on Emirates Air In-Flight Showers Cost $18,000 (Plus Enviro Guilt?)

"@mricyfire: You know when you factor in the weight/fuel penalty per passenger using the shower, $18,000 ain't that unreasonable."

YouCanEatMe commented on How's Vista SP1 Working Out For You?

"You can have my XP when you pry it from my cold dead drive."

YouCanEatMe commented on Jesus Died On The Cross So You Would Tip Your Damn Barista, Fox News

"If you rely on tips to get by, go get another fucking job."

YouCanEatMe commented on BMW Denies Test Drive Because You Are Not A "Serious Customer"

"I ran into this kind of douchbagery 2 years ago when I bought my Porsche."

YouCanEatMe commented on Hammer Comes Down On Xbox Live Cheaters

"There are a lot of living and or bedrooms containing one or more VERY angry screaming assholes today."

YouCanEatMe commented on Hulk Smashes New Movie Trailer

"The ONLY thing that I love about this trailer is that it features a Hulk fight on Yonge street in Toronto right in front of the Zanzibar strip joint."

YouCanEatMe commented on Full Speed Racer Trailer Is Yet Another One To See

"Speed racer is going to suck balls like a crack whore."

YouCanEatMe commented on Apple WWDC 2008 Dates Set June 9th-13th: "A Landmark Event in More Ways Than One"

"@sansovino: No, Jobs is coming out as Bi-sexual."