<![CDATA[Comments from adam_h]]> <![CDATA[Comments from adam_h]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on EMobile's Japanese Ad Equates Obama with a Monkey to Sell Phones]]> @oriku:

They weren't making fun of black people by dressing up like that? Are you out of your mind?

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on The 10 Most And 10 Least Radiation Emitting Cellphones]]> shit. i have a curve :/

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Loose Lips]]> why the hate? they effectively gave away the finals.

so he wanted to get drunk. im sure he needed it.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Amy Winehouse Loves Getting Really High]]> thank god she never flashes her crotch getting out of cars. that shit would break the internets.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Chuck Bass Has A Touch-Up & A Fag]]> Does anyone see Joaquin Phoenix/Tucker Carlson's love child?

I sure dooo

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Alicia Keys: Amazing Voice, Bad Taste In Jeans]]> Leave my wife alone!

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Lourdes & Carlos Leon: Like Father, Like Daughter]]> Looks like that unibrow she had is gone.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Hey Jay, Where's The Wedding Ring?]]> Where are his minions?

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Lisa Bonet's Cute Baby, Big-Handed Husband]]> @MinneFilly:

haha nicely done :)

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Wal-Mart MP3 Store Drops All DRM, But Only Half-Ass Opens]]> The title of this article is horribly worded. Keep the quality coming giz!

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Round 18: Sears vs Citibank]]> @Sarcasmic:

I work for Sears -- and we are definitely are owned by Sears Holdings which is owned by the craphole formerly known as Kmart.

Unless you restructured our corporation last night.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Mena Suvari's Boyfriend Is Quite The Bruiser]]> Kaching!

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]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Ellen Pompeo Is Luminous <small>(Even If Her Hips Look A <i>Smidge</i> Wide)</small>]]> @petuniacat:

Isn't the rule after memorial day until labor day?

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Daniel_K, Creative Fixer-Upper, Responds to Corporate Shunning]]> I just sent Creative a nicely worded email outlining my past purchases and my decision not to buy anything of theirs again.

I wonder if they'll reply. Heh.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Whoring Out Jezebel]]> How creative.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Creative Sparks Customer Revolt When It Tries To Silence Third-Party Programmer]]> Add me to the 'never buying anything creative ever again' list.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Manager Defends Retail Renting As Valuable Sales Tool]]> Making a habit out of it is indicative of downright douchebaggery.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Dash Express GPS Full Drive Review: Total Traffic Terminator]]> A couple of questions for Mark (or anyone else who may know)

a) GPRS connectivity implies that you need some sort of data connection -- do you have to tether your phone to the unit / swap your sim card in and out?

b) When will it be available in Canada?

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on 5 <i>Other</i> Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis]]> @Xavoc:

Because most men can't both enjoy basketball and have enough space in their heads for anything else. Thankfully we have you, you shiny specimen. Refute all stereotypes on our behalf!

Stop trying so hard mang, neediness is like blood in the water and there are plenty of sharks in here.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Famke Janssen Matches Scarf & Package To Dog]]> Her arc on Nip/Tuck messed with my head. So hot.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Oldies But Goodies]]> That's an awfully female looking hip, stomach too. The hair is a little disconcerting, but welcome. I like it. Kinda makes me resent growing up in these hyper hairless times.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Kelly Rowland: Duck? Duck? Goose?]]> @troglodite:

Toothpicks? Maybe for king kong, her legs are fantastic!

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Clive Owen: Tougher Than Leather]]> I've never been a fan of leather sport jackets but damn that looks good. Naturally it'll like ass on me.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on NYC Cracks Down On Stores That Sell Fake Luxury Items]]> If you don't buy real prada the terrorists will win!

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Paying With Pennies Lands Middle Schoolers In Detention]]> Lunch was 75 minutes at my highschool, the same length as a class because we had to eat in shifts. 75 minutes damn that was long.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on We Dump Coffee, Coke, OJ and Milk All Over a Shiny New Toughbook: Did It Survive?]]> A couple of years ago I spilled neocitran on my x41. Tipped it up right away, cried like a little girl and waited anxiously while it dried.

I removed the keyboard and discovered not a drop had made it through because of the channels that draw liquid away and out through the side vents. A quick rinse of the keyboard and it was like it never happened.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Kelly Rowland: Duck? Duck? Goose?]]> @LoveNoelG:

Yeah that's the first thing that crossed my mind. More dress would have made it look a lot better.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Daniel Day Lewis Tries Not To Be Too Conspicuous When Traveling]]> What does DDL do during his decade long breaks between movies?

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on David Beckham Turns Up Heat In Hot, Humid Hawaii]]> Dear Becks: do some curls and maybe a few chinups. You have the arms of a 8 year old boy.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Amy Winehouse: Wishing For A Bigger Booty]]> does anyone find her attractive? i don't see the appeal.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Passenger Only Gets Half Her Seat On Delta Flight]]> I'm all for overweight people paying a premium. It's bad enough on public transit when they squish all over you, but at least I have the option of standing up and getting away. I've been fortunate not to have encountered this problem while flying, but if it does happen, I'm locking myself in the bathroom and not coming out. That has to be more comfortable than being squished!

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on MacBook Air Fully Disassembled]]> So is a 160gb ipod classic drive too husky to be crammed in there?

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Ann Coulter Will <i>Campaign</i> For Hillary (If It's McCain)]]> I hate Ann Coulter. She's in serious need of a good buttfucking. Preferably by a horse.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on What Makes A Good Wife Or Husband? You Tell Us]]> @DorothyZbornak:
I'm guilty of this. Often. But those little hairs are just so damn pesky - they stick to the sink as if they have separation anxiety.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on NOM NOM NOM]]> Realplayer? are you kidding me? i thought realplayer and all the shit that qualifies as 'realmedia' died a long long time ago.

That said I still want a baby polar bear.

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on "My Blood Began To Boil. I Could Feel The Veins Throbbing On The Side Of My Head."]]> I always thought that by definition 'hooking up' meant having sex.

Chad has no self respect. After she starting freezing him out he should have done the honorable thing and moved on without nary a backward glance.

Pansy!

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on Dita Von Teese Is (Possibly, Maybe) Double-Jointed]]> Man, I envy that range of motion. Both my shoulders are messed up. /tear

]]> <![CDATA[adam_h commented on American Apparel Will Make You Look Like A Fat Hooker]]> so everyone is mad at american apparel for making clothes that don't fit everyone?

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