atomx commented on Convicted Spammer Escapes Prison, Murders Family, Kills Himself

"Rot in Hell, MF."

atomx commented on He Was Probably Wearing His Seatbelt, Too...

"@ANoel: Hey!"

atomx commented on He Was Probably Wearing His Seatbelt, Too...

"@Carmen turns 19 in 5 days!!!: I say we go straight to the paper bag, that is one ugly mofo!"

atomx commented on Photoshop Disasters Hurt My Eyes Beyond Repair

"I photoshopped my brother-in-law out of our wedding photos, came out great!"

atomx commented on Awesome Adults Build Giant Indoor Slide For Kids

"It's all fun and games until some fat ass goes down and plugs it for life..."

atomx commented on Zune Guy Getting Rid of Zune Tattoos, Probably Replacing Them With Something Equally Embarrassing

"This guys been a Mac fan for a long time..."

atomx commented on Crazy Human-Powered Monorail Would Deliver You to Work in a Sweaty Capsule

"It had better have a passing lane."

atomx commented on Navy Scraps Plans to Build $2.6 Billion Zumwalt Class Stealth Destroyers

"I'm sure that would make a nice down payment for our war with Iran."

atomx commented on CCTV Awesomeness: How to React When a Car Crashes Into You During Lunch

"@VeeDub: Yes, it was a woman."

atomx commented on Monitor Large Hadron Collider's Magnet Temperatures With Real Time Status Website

"@LoganSix & Log1c: Seriously though, after we all didn't die, I just assumed all went well and didn't bother to investigate further."

atomx commented on Monitor Large Hadron Collider's Magnet Temperatures With Real Time Status Website

"@LoganSix & Log1c: : Crap, now we're all stuck in the time loop!"

atomx commented on Monitor Large Hadron Collider's Magnet Temperatures With Real Time Status Website

"Meh, I lost interest after the earth didn't get get sucked into a black hole upon activation."

atomx commented on Nerf Vulcan Fully Automatic Dart Gun Now Available

"@Oroka: "i am not a nut who eats tofu and thinks killing seals is evil..."

atomx commented on NEC's Minority Report-Style Display Tailors Adverts For You (Verdict: Frankenads)

"How pissed are women going to be when it doesn't guess their real age*."

atomx commented on Waterproof Gadget Coating is Invisible, Mystifying, Mind Boggling Witchcraft

"Finally, a service to allow prisoners to smuggle electrical gadgets up their arse without worrying about damaging them!"

atomx commented on Video: Exoskeleton Helps Paralyzed Man Walk For First Time In Twenty Years

"This is wonderful."

atomx commented on Tooth Lasers Could Make Drilling a Thing of the Past

"@Curves: As much as I'd like to see those changes, I don't know that it would help me."

atomx commented on Tooth Lasers Could Make Drilling a Thing of the Past

"@godwhacker: Hell yeah, I hate the dentist!"