auslander commented on We Want to See Your Best Office Pranks

"@dambo29: To Answer your question: Air Force. @hurshur: I want to personally thank you because I am going use that prank in the near future."

auslander commented on We Want to See Your Best Office Pranks

"List of things that I've either done or been a part of... Filled an office with balloons floor to ceiling for someone's birthday. Same thing as above but filled the office with black balloons and had someone in a grim reaper costume hide in the middle for someone's 50th birthday. Cover everything on a persons desk with tin foil, then wrap the entire desk in plastic with "Sanitized for your protection" signs. Built a wall between two desks in an office with no way to get to the other side so you walk in and it looks like your desk is gone. Built a beach scene on the ceiling of someone's office complete with sand, a palm tree, water, and beach chair. Turned three employees desks into giant Christmas presents. Most recently, built a full size pine coffin and had a funeral procession to someones desk where we proceeded to open the coffin and have someone in a grim reaper costume get out and instruct the other person to get in. Other goodies are when people forget to secure their machine's we send out mass emails informing the office that they will be bringing in bagels the next morning and asking for their preference. Then of course all the tape, phone, mouse related pranks all apply."

auslander commented on Large Hadron Collider Has Black Hole Button

"@newname42: That's only in the event of a resonance cascade, not black hole."

auslander commented on A Complete Guide to Watching Your Favorite Shows (Legally) Without Paying a Dime

"@notfred: At least that way you'll be the first to know when the invasion is coming when Fox news broadcasts it on their evening edition. Oh topic: Those are all great options but i still can't get rid of my cable."

auslander commented on Asus N10, An Eee with Some Oomph

"@ARP: Seconded."

auslander commented on 7 Prisoners Have Surgery To Remove Cellphones Stuck "Up There"

"@Mr.SithNinja: Bum sex?"

auslander commented on First Android Release Will Have iPhone-Style Crippled Bluetooth, No Google Talk

"I want it."

auslander commented on 2009 Honda Fit Going On Sale Today, A Month Earlier Than Expected

"If i had to guess why they did not call it a "Jazz" it would be because Yamaha already has a 49cc scooter in the US by the same name."

auslander commented on AIM Finally Released for Windows Mobile

"I'll continue to use Mundu IM."