Hey! Hey Stupids! Yes you! This picture is a YEAR OLD. OLD. OLD OLD OLD. There was damage done by the earthquake yesterday, even in DC. Read about it on THIS VERY WEBSITE.

JESUS!
oops, I guess not for everyone anymore. [gigaom.com]
Roku has had YouTube for a long time. Just gotta add the private channel. They even have a PORN one. My friend told me. Check it out... [www.thenowhereman.com]
Did you let this happen to me because of the whole "unemployment situation"??
Gotta say, the weight is my favorite part about this thing. Call me old fashioned, but I'm not used to a five hundred page book weighing as much as a couple of quarters so it's nice to feel like I'm holding something sturdy in my hand. A nice transition to the future.
Derr... not for nothin, but I wrote up that same little fact like a year ago. Still love you Red. [gizmodo.com] The sign's modules are split into three sections, low-, medium- and high-resolution grids based on their distance from the street. (Why waste pixels for objects way high up?) The top, as you probably guessed, has the largest pixels, at 24mm, while the middle has 12mm and the bottom has 10mm.
"CNBC's Jim Cramer is scheduled to appear on Stewart's show tomorrow night in culmination of a week-long basic-cable feud, and the sitdown was CNBC's idea, Gawker has learned."

... from the LA Times?

I wouldn't trust this guy to give me directions across the street.
@wjglenn: We tried to get a Spykee -- sadly we were told that Erector no longer distributes them in the US and we weren't told who does.
Ohh Jesus its so cute how new you are to the city... there is no such thing as a timetable for the L.
@92BuickLeSabre: I'll take it, as long as it replaces everything else. It just has to be said in that guy's voice.

Uniqlo Human Vending Machine Previews Our Future in the Robot Apocalypse

November 18, 2008 – If you couldn't make it to Times Square this morning, the clip above shows what happens when humans become vending machines. Yes, it was a stunt put on by Uniqlo, and no, it didn't ruin shopping forever.

Monster Turbine In-Ear Headphones Impressions (High Quality, Decent Price)

November 12, 2008 – Monster just announced their first ear buds, the Turbine "In-Ear Speakers", a followup to the Beats By Dre cans, and they are quite nice for the $150 price tag. More »

@pdditty: That's because I did just wake up! UPS delivery for 7:00 AM is a blessing and a curse.

Flip Cam Gets a Hi-Def Upgrade With 720p Shooting MinoHD

November 11, 2008 – Flip, the grandaddy of cheap camcorders, is the latest to join the hi-def video club with the release of the Flip MinoHD. The MinoHD joins the Zi6 and EZ300 in capturing 720p widescreen video, and it will save up to 60 minutes of footage on 4GB of built-in storage.

Lala Unveils iPhone App, Unusual 10-Cent Song Sales

October 20, 2008 – When we last checked in with Lala, the music service promised us access to our local collections from anywhere over the web. Using a unique combination of uploading and matching their collection to yours, you can sync your various libraries and listen to them any place where internet is available.

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