beyondthetech commented on Caption Contest: Big Honking Camera

"Weird, I look about 6,500 lbs heavier in pictures taken with this camera."

beyondthetech commented on Caption Contest: Big Honking Camera

"This model was specifically designed to thwart Japanese upskirt shots."

beyondthetech commented on Caption Contest: Big Honking Camera

"In related news, SanDisk announces that they are the first company to manufacture the Super-Ultra-Mega-XXXLSDHC Flash Memory Card III."

beyondthetech commented on Caption Contest: Big Honking Camera

"Apparently, that shady manufacturer in China didn't get the correct dimensions of the original product, resulting in a slightly larger knockoff."

beyondthetech commented on Scientists Work Out Way to Capture 3D Texture Info in a Flash

"That's all there is?"

beyondthetech commented on Target Will Not Let You Return These Shoes Because They Are "Worn"

"Always perform exchanges right before the store's closing."

beyondthetech commented on Leaked Document Shows Verizon's Psyops Anti-iPhone Propaganda

"OMG!!@!"

beyondthetech commented on Coca-Cola's Probably Regretting Sponsoring Argentina's Women's Soccer Team

"@JeffMc: Ok..."

beyondthetech commented on Sony Makes PSP-3000 Official

"How much do you want to bet it'll ignore the service mode (aka Pandora) on a modified battery? The slim is good enough for most people."

beyondthetech commented on Lexus Nuaero Concept is Straight Out of Starship Troopers

"Hmm..."

beyondthetech commented on First Peek Under Windows 7's Hood in October

"The part that bothers me are the words "Vista foundation." The phrase "painting on top of bumps and cracks" and the idea of years of bloatware comes to mind."

beyondthetech commented on AT&T Premier Now Selling iPhone 3G Online

"Does the Premier page force you to buy the $45 data plan as opposed to the $30 for regular consumers?"

beyondthetech commented

"It looks like there are two thin shoulder straps already."

beyondthetech commented on I Am Rich App Ported to Windows Mobile, Misses the Point

"@Dr.Remulak: it's supposed to be less revealing, like this: EYE YAM WEE TODD DID EYE YAM SOFA KING WEE TODD DID"

beyondthetech commented on I Am Rich App Ported to Windows Mobile, Misses the Point

"At least bully distributor Handango won't get their grubby hands of 50% of the profits like they do with the rest of their developers."

beyondthetech commented on How To Hack Your PSP Slim For Homebrew Apps

"Great, now you just killed all those Craigslist and eBay listings for PSP modding services!"

beyondthetech commented on Lightning Review: Brando's Power Station iPhone Charger

"$25 for this generic version or $50 for the RichardSolo one."

beyondthetech commented on Circuit City Orders All Stores To Destroy Issue Of Mad Magazine Parodying "Sucker City"

"Wow, I have to pick up the magazine, or at least the OTHER THREE PAGES."