blatnym commented on Kor One Water Bottle Is One-Handable, Reusable and Very Nice Looking

"dishwasher safe?"

blatnym commented on The Top 10 Rube Goldberg Machines Featured On Film

"The scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (PWBA) is exceptional because of Danny Elfman's music -- Breakfast Machine. You can download Breakfast Machine from iTunes."

blatnym commented on Roadrunner Military Supercomputer Sets Processing Record

"The iPhone will have equivalent processing power."

blatnym commented on Autonomously Schooling Robofish Will Become Cylons of the Sea

"I am starting a campaign to get these robotic researchers to focus on the most urgent need, robots that do laundry. Yes, washbots or laundautomotons must be developed now."

blatnym commented on You Can Finally Pogo Stick In a Pool Thanks to Hammacher Schlemmer

"Super hot here in the east."

blatnym commented on Click Here if Apple Makes You Barf

"The new iPhone will forgive your sins. The iPhone is love."

blatnym commented on iPhone 2 Leaked Pics (?) Show 3G Video Calling With Other Phones and iChat, Plus (RED) Version

"The iPhone will restore hope to a hopeless world."

blatnym commented on iPhone 2 Leaked Pics (?) Show 3G Video Calling With Other Phones and iChat, Plus (RED) Version

"The iPhone will clear up any misunderstandings."

blatnym commented on iPhone 2 Leaked Pics (?) Show 3G Video Calling With Other Phones and iChat, Plus (RED) Version

"The iPhone will pick your lettuce. The iPhone will make your burritos."

blatnym commented on iPhone 2 Leaked Pics (?) Show 3G Video Calling With Other Phones and iChat, Plus (RED) Version

"The iPhone will end racism."

blatnym commented on iPhone 2 Leaked Pics (?) Show 3G Video Calling With Other Phones and iChat, Plus (RED) Version

"New iPhone will be able to discern truth from lies."

blatnym commented on iPhone 2 Leaked Pics (?) Show 3G Video Calling With Other Phones and iChat, Plus (RED) Version

"No buttons will be necessary as you will be able to control the iPhone using your thoughts."

blatnym commented on iPhone 2 Leaked Pics (?) Show 3G Video Calling With Other Phones and iChat, Plus (RED) Version

"The new iPhone will not require you to use a telephone service."

blatnym commented on iPhone 2 Leaked Pics (?) Show 3G Video Calling With Other Phones and iChat, Plus (RED) Version

"The new iPhone will have a chlorophyll battery that will remove carbon dioxide from the air. It is my understanding that the new iPhone will also be able to power your hybrid vehicle. Apple's iPhone will prevent terrorism by emitting a "love" wave. Talking on the iPhone will make you thinner. You will be able to talk to deceased loved ones on your iPhone. The new iPhone will have a time travel option."

blatnym commented on Ballmer Predicts Death of Printed Media

"I think paper newspapers will be dead."

blatnym commented on Verizon In Talks to Buy Alltel, Become Biggest Wireless Carrier With Over 80 Million Subscribers

"It seems to me that there is a tendency towards large duopolies e.g., Lowes and Home Depot, Target and Walmart, Boeing and Airbus, Coke and Pepsi."

blatnym commented on TBS, I Can Pause My Own TV, Thanks

"Wow!"