Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on Canon S90 With Fast F/2.0 Lens for the Pro Wannabe

"@Pixelologist, Esq.: You'd be surprised what they can do with fertility drugs nowadays..."

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on Breaking: PLAYSTATION 3 To Become PlayStation 3

"@Kev50027: I was going to make a joke about how XBOX sounds a little dirty if you say it in the right context, but then I thought your mom might get offended by me referring to her in that way. Your Mom jokes rock!"

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on Verizon's Tech Support Repertoire Includes Punching You in the Face

"@Paul Miles: Only if he makes like Bob Barker and adds "bitch" to the end."

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on Remainders - Things We Didn't Post

"I think that having two sizes is a good idea because some people like it a little smaller (or so I've been told)."

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on The Top Spokesassholes in Tech

"@TheAlmeida: Is it because she seems to be so good with her hands?"

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on Borders Bookstores Includes Mysterious "Apple iPAD" in Survey

"@Nintenboy01: Do they have humor on your home planet?"

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on Poll: iPhone 3GS Users More Satisfied Than Pre Users

"@itchytooth: Size does matter, though."

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on The PRC Rocking Computer Chair Works On Many Levels

"@pɹɐoqʎǝʞuǝʞoɹq: Maybe his thumb-drive is bigger..."

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on The PRC Rocking Computer Chair Works On Many Levels

"@TheAlmeida: "Did I rock your world?" "No, you broke my chair...""

Thorax_In_A_Bog commented on 7-inch Lego Dynamo Flashlight Stomps All Minifig Keychains

"@Bigbadbikernerd: If it was Indy, you'd crank the whip."